Are you depressed? Riddled with anxiety? Stuck so deep in your comfort zone that you've forgotten what the sun looks like?

Good news, you pale weirdo. You've found the show that encourages you to be your best self by not being like them.

Join the Hatian Army as they hopelessly search for nuance. Follow the Menendez Brothers as they wade through wacky segments and crazy conversations.

If you can withstand the insanity, you might actually learn something.

Be part of the growing community by listening every Monday morning (or whenever, it's a podcast) so they can hope to give you a different perspective.

Each week Ryan and Tiler work to be slightly less insecure than the last (results have varied), and they want all of you along for the ride. Share in their accomplishments and mock them for their mistakes.


Dec. 2, 2021

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Got Recognized"

This one is relaxed and (somewhat) easy to digest. Ryan has a montage of mini-stories for you. Oh, yea, the guys also get into a fight, and Ryan accuses Popeye of "smoking cocaine". Should guys be allowed to complement each o...

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Nov. 29, 2021

Session 96: Absinthe Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

Do all roads really lead to Rome? On this one, Ryan reads Bible porn... you heard me. Tiler offers to cover up a murder for the audience. Would you ever share a toothbrush? Because Tiler has some serious opinions on that. A b...

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Nov. 25, 2021

MINI-SESH: The Lotion Chronicles Part 2

"That time Ryan burnt his d*ck off* The guys are trying to do some good (about time) as they raffle of some merch for a good cause. Ryan continues to acknowledge his anger issues with the world. Tiler on the other hand contin...

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Nov. 22, 2021

Session 95: 7th Heathen

This show vows to never body shame... except when it does. Ryan gives in to peer pressure and Tiler calls out the audience, aggressively and directly. There's another Happy Death Day™ (I can't believe it's been 15 years alrea...

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Nov. 18, 2021

MINI-SESH: Menendez Family Values

"That time Ryan died" The guys are widely known sissies and on this one, they tell us about the time they decided to do something adventurous and quickly learned from that mistake. For whatever reason, the guys side-swipe the...

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Nov. 15, 2021

Session 94: Chronic Exacerbator

The guys are divided on whether it's ok to move on to the next track before a song ends completely. Ryan reads scripture... again. Tiler attempts to have a nuanced discussion about the Travis Scott situation, and the Kyle Rit...

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Nov. 11, 2021

MINI-SESH: Ryan's Biggest Blunders (The Lotion Chronicles Part I)

"That time Ryan broke into his mom's room for lotion" It's the story of what might be the worst heist in history. There are plenty of opportunities to laugh at someone else's misfortune in this one. Ryan, a reformed cheater, ...

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Nov. 8, 2021

Session 93: Nobody Puts Baby in the Coroner

The guys make some real progress on this one. Ryan acknowledges his aggressive side, Tiler continues his journey to help others, and Dr. Drucifer makes another appearance as the show's porn correspondent (porn-espondent). The...

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Nov. 5, 2021

MINI-SESH: Tiler's Biggest Blunders

"That Time that Tiler Fell in Love with a Prostitute" The guys pregame for this one by promoting a completely different podcast. For this Mini-Sesh the guys discuss the time that a 17-year-old Tiler got white-girl-wasted in t...

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Nov. 1, 2021

Session 92: Bucket List; Don't Die

I believe Ryan words it perfectly when he says this show is the "side chick" of podcasts. In this week's episode, the guys speak on the downfalls of convenience (it'll probably be the downfall of us all). Also, is there such ...

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