Are you depressed? Riddled with anxiety? Stuck so deep in your comfort zone that you've forgotten what the sun looks like?
Good news, you pale weirdo. You've found the show that encourages you to be your best self by not being like them.
Join the Hatian Army as they hopelessly search for nuance. Follow the Menendez Brothers as they wade through wacky segments and crazy conversations.
If you can withstand the insanity, you might actually learn something.
Be part of the growing community by listening every Monday morning (or whenever, it's a podcast) so they can hope to give you a different perspective.
Each week Ryan and Tiler work to be slightly less insecure than the last (results have varied), and they want all of you along for the ride. Share in their accomplishments and mock them for their mistakes.
They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!
May 29, 2023
I understand that many people have intrusive thoughts but someone needs to remind the guys that you don't need to voice them every chance they get. Also, let's do some reminiscing about the automatic seatbelts from the 80's t...
May 22, 2023
One of them is incredibly depressed, the other is incredibly manic. Tiler wants to leave reality, while Ryan is on a mission to ruin every classic show you've ever seen with the "greatest fan theory of all time". Also, the gu...
May 15, 2023
The show is running out original ideas. What was a steep decline has turned into an outright free fall... Is anyone hiring? The guys delve into psychopathy, what makes people like that tick, and how they have experienced it i...
May 8, 2023
The guys have a way-too-serious conversation about the strategy of peeing at the low urinal in public bathrooms. Also, nervous pee-ers. Are bullet proof vests cool? Because they look pretty bad ass. What is your strategy to d...
May 1, 2023
Ryan's dealing with a lot of phlegm. Tyler's detoxing. They both sound like they're dying. The guys discuss which scene in a movie led to their sexual awakening. Also, they ask the question; is sturdy a shape? A time of misin...
April 24, 2023
Dalai Lama... What the hell?! The guys discuss the idea that the world is losing its bastions of good and honest people. Ryan rails against the premise of texting just to text (he REALLY hates small talk). The guys continue t...
April 17, 2023
Death; Is it something you ever think about or ignore the topic all together? The guys discuss the idea of considering your own mortality and thinking about how we want to die. Also, the most racist cartoons in American histo...
April 10, 2023
What is the worst place you've ever been stranded? Ryan has a pretty good submission on this weeks episode. Tiler finally gets down to the bottom of whether Ryan is straight or gay, with science. There's also a very unique Sh...
April 3, 2023
"Would drink the blood from a geese's neck like a Go-Gurt" is not something you can just say and not explain, and yet, Ryan does his best to confuse and frighten the audience. Tiler does his best to drive people away from the...
March 27, 2023
Is getting judged by strippers outside a strip club while you cry a good litmus test for how off the rails your life has gotten? Because Tiler is asking for a friend. Ryan just got back from vacation and he has a few words fo...
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