Are you depressed? Riddled with anxiety? Stuck so deep in your comfort zone that you've forgotten what the sun looks like?

Good news, you pale weirdo. You've found the show that encourages you to be your best self by not being like them.

Join the Hatian Army as they hopelessly search for nuance. Follow the Menendez Brothers as they wade through wacky segments and crazy conversations.

If you can withstand the insanity, you might actually learn something.

Be part of the growing community by listening every Monday morning (or whenever, it's a podcast) so they can hope to give you a different perspective.

Each week Ryan and Tiler work to be slightly less insecure than the last (results have varied), and they want all of you along for the ride. Share in their accomplishments and mock them for their mistakes.


May 19, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That time the guys were robbed"

The guys continue to prove that they're man enough to discuss sports (but only when their teams are winning). The guys decide to enlist in the Costa Rican army, as Ryan wages war on the French (for absolutely no reason). This...

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May 16, 2022

Session 120: Twink-ish

Ryan continues the trend of throwing huge societal talking points at Tiler, with zero heads-up. Tiler wants to tell you all about his perfection(ism). They’ve got another International Hello as they welcome Albania into the f...

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May 12, 2022

MINI-SESH: Bartender Confessions - Code Adam

What's the worst excuse you've ever used to get out of a responsibility? Ryan has another Bartender Confessions™, and let me just say, some people are the worst. There's plenty of controversy throughout this one. While Ryan w...

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May 9, 2022

Session 119: Yeast Mode

There's a lot of information packed into this one (most of it gross or boring). Tiler talks about his experience last night at an amateur comedy club and what it's like when the person on stage is bombing and you're one of on...

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May 5, 2022

MINI-SESH: That time Dr. Drucifer kicked Kratom

What's the worst addiction you've ever dealt with? Dr. Drucifer, normally the show's porn-espondent, stops by to discuss his own experience with addiction. Withdrawal sounds terrible, by the way... The guys also break down th...

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May 2, 2022

Session 118: Giving bad advice with good intentions

The guys discuss the perils of day drinking (again) and the embarrassment of being the person at the party that drank too much. Ryan continues his war on people who don't wear headphones to the gym, while Tiler has another GB...

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April 28, 2022

MINI-SESH: Good Cock/Bad Cock (Cock's are roosters)

Is the birthday song at restaurants dehumanizing to everyone involved? Also, whatever happened to Westboro Baptist church? Are they still a thing? Ryan has a PSA for your ASS and the guys discuss respect through the prism of ...

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April 25, 2022

Session 117: The War on the War on Drugs

What's everyone's take on day drinking? The guys are noticing how much more difficult it gets as they age. Tiler and Ryan spend this session tiptoeing through a racial minefield and somehow manage to step on every single one....

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April 21, 2022

MINI-SESH: Ryan flees the scene of a crime

What is the worst car accident you've ever been in? Ryan longs for a better time, all throughout this episode. Tiler continues to egg Ryan on and I wish he would stop. More name-dropping than is ever necessary, the reminiscin...

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April 18, 2022

Session 116: Depression with extra steps

The guys continue to try to find the perfect balance between information and entertainment with varying degrees of success. As Ryan updates us on his struggles with diaper rash, Tiler learns how to be vulnerable. The guys get...

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