Are you depressed? Riddled with anxiety? Stuck so deep in your comfort zone that you've forgotten what the sun looks like?

Good news, you pale weirdo. You've found the show that encourages you to be your best self by not being like them.

Join the Hatian Army as they hopelessly search for nuance. Follow the Menendez Brothers as they wade through wacky segments and crazy conversations.

If you can withstand the insanity, you might actually learn something.

Be part of the growing community by listening every Monday morning (or whenever, it's a podcast) so they can hope to give you a different perspective.

Each week Ryan and Tiler work to be slightly less insecure than the last (results have varied), and they want all of you along for the ride. Share in their accomplishments and mock them for their mistakes.


Nov. 28, 2022

Session 145: The Kenny G-Spot

What ever happened To Catch a Predator? Ryan wants to bring it back, plus, he's worried about Chris Hansen. Tiler gets a little too comfortable with his self-perceived "power" and decides if certain phobias are legitimate or ...

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Nov. 21, 2022

Session 144: Somebody call somebody

I think the guys find an unhealthy balance between discussing serious topics and making jokes. They get into State vs Federal law, the legality of weed, and Elon Musk's self-implosion. But then you have Ryan arguing on behalf...

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Nov. 14, 2022

Session 143: Social Lubrication

The guys continue to discuss Ryan's "embarrassment" when it comes to doing good things for people. Tiler does his best to get to the heart of why people are ok rationalizing their immoral behavior (we all do it). Does being a...

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Nov. 7, 2022

Session 142: Always rehearse before you call 911

The guys try out "taking responsibility" and fail miserably. Oh, and let's not forget the virtue signaling throughout. Ryan attacks Josef Mengele, and that's hinestly the nicest thing I can say about him. Tiler is scared to s...

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Oct. 31, 2022

Session 141: Warren Peace

Ryan does his best in this episode to explain why he isn't like other cult leaders. Tiler leads us down a road of reminding us just how violent the game of American Football was. Ryan tells the world the appropriate way to ea...

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Oct. 24, 2022

Session 140: Metaphorical Heehaw

I honestly don't know what this episode is. Many multiple "Shameful Admissions", WAY too much bestiality talk, and the guys may have found a loophole to justify home invasions. You've been warned. Ryan openly worries that the...

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Oct. 17, 2022

Session 139: Hopped up off Goofballs

This episode is full of the guys' opinions on a wealth of different topics. Do you want a screaming orgasmic food review? We've got it. Do you want a tepid Rain Forest Cafe review? No problem. Are you looking for a review of ...

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Oct. 10, 2022

Session 138: Bonding through racism

There is way too much ego in this episode. Ryan argues on behalf of everyone needing an emotional tailspin in their lives every once in a while. Also, offensive crayons. Tiler welcomes Sweden into the Menendez family with ano...

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Oct. 3, 2022

Session 137: Death Perception

Stand back, the guys are launching boulders from their glass houses. Ryan rails against the racket that is the towing industry and Tiler attacks pretty much everyone and anyone who goes to a gym. Also, are morals canceled? Cr...

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Sept. 26, 2022

Session 136: Gouge our eyes out

The guys discuss the prevalence of porn in our society and the damage it might cause. They get into what's happening in Iran, the murder of Mahsa Amini, and the subsequent protests. Also, the discussion of sports enabling the...

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