Are you depressed? Riddled with anxiety? Stuck so deep in your comfort zone that you've forgotten what the sun looks like?

Good news, you pale weirdo. You've found the show that encourages you to be your best self by not being like them.

Join the Hatian Army as they hopelessly search for nuance. Follow the Menendez Brothers as they wade through wacky segments and crazy conversations.

If you can withstand the insanity, you might actually learn something.

Be part of the growing community by listening every Monday morning (or whenever, it's a podcast) so they can hope to give you a different perspective.

Each week Ryan and Tiler work to be slightly less insecure than the last (results have varied), and they want all of you along for the ride. Share in their accomplishments and mock them for their mistakes.


March 27, 2023

Session 161: Finding Love in Guantanamo Bay

Is getting judged by strippers outside a strip club while you cry a good litmus test for how off the rails your life has gotten? Because Tiler is asking for a friend. Ryan just got back from vacation and he has a few words fo...

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March 13, 2023

Session 160: Wishing For Scars

The episode seems to be centered around laughing at our siblings pain. Ryan openly wants to embrace change. Tiler has another G.B.I. for everyone and #freethenipple takes another step forward on its victory tour. Also, the gu...

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March 6, 2023

Session 159: Fanaddict

Ryan is on a mission to upgrade the way we insult each other. Tiler welcomes* Italy into the Menendez Family as he reads off 3 interestings facts about the country. The guys discuss not only addiciton but the way we can get a...

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Feb. 27, 2023

A Viscous Cycle

The guys discuss the acknowledgement of aging and discussing death with your parents. Ryan makes a vow to be a little less "grammar nazi", Tiler discusses his drinking and the issues it causes him with his mental health. Also...

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Feb. 20, 2023

Session 157: 4th World Country

The guys get into a "What is the best condiment" conversation with far more passion and seriousness than a subject like this normally dictates. Assuming the statute of limitations has passed, Ryan makes fun of old-timey names...

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Feb. 13, 2023

Session 156: Build_A-Bitch

How long do you think you would last if you were being hunted for sport? The guys discuss which of them would last longer. Also, are you afraid to express positive emotions? They get into what comes out of them when they get ...

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Feb. 6, 2023

Session 155: Fetished Out

The guys discuss the highs and lows of chasing highs. Ryan does his best to diagnose Tiler (and others) as well as continuing his lifelong fight against the menace that is technology. Tiler embraces ChatGPT, much to Ryan's di...

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Jan. 30, 2023

Session 154: Emotional Support Puns

The guys have found their nearest enemy; the American mail system. Let's not forget what might be the weakest flex of all time. Oh, and squished ducklings... that's right, squished ducklings. The guys also discuss their battl...

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Jan. 23, 2023

Session 153: Immaturity is wasted on the young

Red flags everywhere on this one. Ryan realizes in the moment that a friendship he had as a youth may have been inappropriate. Tiler advocates the beating up of our children. Yep, this is a weird one. Ryan has a brand new, an...

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Jan. 16, 2023

Session 152: Too Old to Die Young

The guys go over the body's reaction to getting pulled over by the police, the adrenaline, and the imagining of all the things you've never done but might be guilty for anyway. It nust be opposite day on the podcast this week...

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