Are you depressed? Riddled with anxiety? Stuck so deep in your comfort zone that you've forgotten what the sun looks like?

Good news, you pale weirdo. You've found the show that encourages you to be your best self by not being like them.

Join the Hatian Army as they hopelessly search for nuance. Follow the Menendez Brothers as they wade through wacky segments and crazy conversations.

If you can withstand the insanity, you might actually learn something.

Be part of the growing community by listening every Monday morning (or whenever, it's a podcast) so they can hope to give you a different perspective.

Each week Ryan and Tiler work to be slightly less insecure than the last (results have varied), and they want all of you along for the ride. Share in their accomplishments and mock them for their mistakes.


Jan. 30, 2023

Session 154: Emotional Support Puns

The guys have found their nearest enemy; the American mail system. Let's not forget what might be the weakest flex of all time. Oh, and squished ducklings... that's right, squished ducklings. The guys also discuss their battl...

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Jan. 23, 2023

Session 153: Immaturity is wasted on the young

Red flags everywhere on this one. Ryan realizes in the moment that a friendship he had as a youth may have been inappropriate. Tiler advocates the beating up of our children. Yep, this is a weird one. Ryan has a brand new, an...

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Jan. 16, 2023

Session 152: Too Old to Die Young

The guys go over the body's reaction to getting pulled over by the police, the adrenaline, and the imagining of all the things you've never done but might be guilty for anyway. It nust be opposite day on the podcast this week...

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Jan. 9, 2023

Session 151: Kangaroo Jack City

The guys discuss watching your parents age and how much it can affect each of us. Also, the only "celebrity" Ryan keeps running into. Tiler does his best to talk Ryan into a fanny pack, to no avail (they're making a come back...

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Jan. 2, 2023

Session 150: Didgeridon't

Do you like a good zoo visit? For some reason, the guys get into what the worst case scenario could be. Tiler continues his mission to try and save Ryan from himself (he fails), while Ryan witnesses "the most American thing e...

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Dec. 26, 2022

Session 149: The Race to the Bottom

Land mines all over this one. Tiler makes a freudian slip so egregious, I think we can just call it accidental racism, and there's the one universal rule that the guys seemingly want to test the limits of; you never go full H...

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Dec. 19, 2022

Session 148: Use Me 'til You Ooze Me

The guys go in depth into the nuance of men's locker rooms and the psychology of that one old guy who always gets (and stays) naked. Question: How do you handle intrusive thoughts because the guys give their strategies and th...

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Dec. 12, 2022

Session 147: Lip Daps

The guys continue their quest to figure out which words are canceled by using each one and seeing if there's any fallout. Tiler is on the verge of a panic attack and Ryan argues on behalf of doing things for others.... to get...

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Dec. 5, 2022

Session 146: Throwing your own funeral

The guys discuss the horrible feeling of an unrequited fist bump. Is there anything more embarrassing? Tiler has another Good, Bad, and the Interesting where he reminds everyone that there are still good, honest people out th...

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Nov. 28, 2022

Session 145: The Kenny G-Spot

What ever happened To Catch a Predator? Ryan wants to bring it back, plus, he's worried about Chris Hansen. Tiler gets a little too comfortable with his self-perceived "power" and decides if certain phobias are legitimate or ...

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