Are you depressed? Riddled with anxiety? Stuck so deep in your comfort zone that you've forgotten what the sun looks like?

Good news, you pale weirdo. You've found the show that encourages you to be your best self by not being like them.

Join the Hatian Army as they hopelessly search for nuance. Follow the Menendez Brothers as they wade through wacky segments and crazy conversations.

If you can withstand the insanity, you might actually learn something.

Be part of the growing community by listening every Monday morning (or whenever, it's a podcast) so they can hope to give you a different perspective.

Each week Ryan and Tiler work to be slightly less insecure than the last (results have varied), and they want all of you along for the ride. Share in their accomplishments and mock them for their mistakes.


Oct. 3, 2022

Session 137: Death Perception

Stand back, the guys are launching boulders from their glass houses. Ryan rails against the racket that is the towing industry and Tiler attacks pretty much everyone and anyone who goes to a gym. Also, are morals canceled? Cr...

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Sept. 26, 2022

Session 136: Gouge our eyes out

The guys discuss the prevalence of porn in our society and the damage it might cause. They get into what's happening in Iran, the murder of Mahsa Amini, and the subsequent protests. Also, the discussion of sports enabling the...

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Sept. 19, 2022

Session 135: Let's shuzh it up

All men pee their pants and the guys are here to talk about it. Also, the individual books that changed each of our lives. On that note, Ryan has a brand new Weekly BookNook for you, and Tiler brings his segment and "totally ...

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Sept. 12, 2022

Session 134: Kilts & Guilts

How well do you remember pop culture from your youth? Ryan tests everyone to find out whether or not you're afflicted with the Mandala effect. Tiler continues to make fun of, and belittle Ryan's handicap. The guys discuss the...

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Sept. 5, 2022

Session 133: The Leany Weenie

Do you judge the younger generations for their tastes? Because there's a lot of judgment in this episode. The guys go after everyone; Disney people, Switzerland, Lord of the Rings, even jnco jeans. I'm sure there's a lesson a...

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Aug. 29, 2022

Session 132: A text message in a bottle

Remember kids, heroin is no one's friend. Also, cannibalism... again. Tiler's identity is actively stolen during this episode and it's a lot of fun. Ryan wants a eulogy but while he's alive; why waste all those compliments on...

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Aug. 25, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Tiler was Roofied"

Ryan leans into a bit of villainy on this one and seems to be one bad day away from admitting to a crime. Tiler breaks down a traumatic experience from his past... and on a totally separate note; what's the most awkward kiss ...

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Aug. 22, 2022

Session 131: Always/All Ways

This episode is a mishmash of ridiculousness. What are you looking for? Early 2000's movie quotes? We got 'em here. How about an argument that therapy is actually a trap? Oh yea. What about avoiding responsibilities, the pain...

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Aug. 18, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Got Into a Fight

Have you ever been in a fight? Do you avoid getting punched in the face at any cost? Does violence solve everything? The guys discuss to find out. Also, summer camp hierarchies, and why does everyone hate tennis camp? Emptyin...

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Aug. 15, 2022

Session 130: Bad Together

The guys bounce from one interesting topic to the next and there's a little bit of everything in this one; from Alex Jones and the associated schadenfreude, to (arguably) the most famous masturbator in history. Ryan gives som...

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