Dec. 2, 2021

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Got Recognized"

This one is relaxed and (somewhat) easy to digest. Ryan has a montage of mini-stories for you. Oh, yea, the guys also get into a fight, and Ryan accuses Popeye of "smoking cocaine". Should guys be allowed to complement each o...

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Nov. 29, 2021

Session 96: Absinthe Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

Do all roads really lead to Rome? On this one, Ryan reads Bible porn... you heard me. Tiler offers to cover up a murder for the audience. Would you ever share a toothbrush? Because Tiler has some serious opinions on that. A b...

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Nov. 25, 2021

MINI-SESH: The Lotion Chronicles Part 2

"That time Ryan burnt his d*ck off* The guys are trying to do some good (about time) as they raffle of some merch for a good cause. Ryan continues to acknowledge his anger issues with the world. Tiler on the other hand contin...

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Nov. 22, 2021

Session 95: 7th Heathen

This show vows to never body shame... except when it does. Ryan gives in to peer pressure and Tiler calls out the audience, aggressively and directly. There's another Happy Death Day™ (I can't believe it's been 15 years alrea...

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Nov. 18, 2021

MINI-SESH: Menendez Family Values

"That time Ryan died" The guys are widely known sissies and on this one, they tell us about the time they decided to do something adventurous and quickly learned from that mistake. For whatever reason, the guys side-swipe the...

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Nov. 15, 2021

Session 94: Chronic Exacerbator

The guys are divided on whether it's ok to move on to the next track before a song ends completely. Ryan reads scripture... again. Tiler attempts to have a nuanced discussion about the Travis Scott situation, and the Kyle Rit...

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Nov. 11, 2021

MINI-SESH: Ryan's Biggest Blunders (The Lotion Chronicles Part I)

"That time Ryan broke into his mom's room for lotion" It's the story of what might be the worst heist in history. There are plenty of opportunities to laugh at someone else's misfortune in this one. Ryan, a reformed cheater, ...

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Nov. 8, 2021

Session 93: Nobody Puts Baby in the Coroner

The guys make some real progress on this one. Ryan acknowledges his aggressive side, Tiler continues his journey to help others, and Dr. Drucifer makes another appearance as the show's porn correspondent (porn-espondent). The...

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Nov. 5, 2021

MINI-SESH: Tiler's Biggest Blunders

"That Time that Tiler Fell in Love with a Prostitute" The guys pregame for this one by promoting a completely different podcast. For this Mini-Sesh the guys discuss the time that a 17-year-old Tiler got white-girl-wasted in t...

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Nov. 1, 2021

Session 92: Bucket List; Don't Die

I believe Ryan words it perfectly when he says this show is the "side chick" of podcasts. In this week's episode, the guys speak on the downfalls of convenience (it'll probably be the downfall of us all). Also, is there such ...

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Oct. 28, 2021

MINI-SESH: Menendez Family Values

"IT'S A F*CKING BAT!" Join the guys on another Mini-Sesh as they tell you all about the time the Menendez Family barely avoided getting eaten by bats and their stoic/heroic demeanor throughout such a crisis. (/s obviously) Th...

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Oct. 25, 2021

Session 91: 50 Shades of Sasha Grey

Ryan can't stop telling random men he loves them. Tiler seems to be centering all his segments around complaining as he comes off the top rope with another "White-Boy-Rant". Unfortunately, the Fleshlight Saga™ continues (chec...

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Oct. 21, 2021

MINI-SESH: Ryan's Biggest Blunders

"That time Ryan lost his car." We’ve all had those moments of feeling incredibly embarrassed by something we’ve done, a lack of awareness or common sense in the moment, perhaps. We wanted to, both literally and figuratively, ...

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Oct. 18, 2021

Session 90: Defund the Teachers

This episode has some serious "can I say this?" energy. Ryan addresses black people directly and Tiler finally gets around to reviewing the Mandalorian... season 1. The guys discuss their secret job, believe they're doing God...

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Oct. 18, 2021

MINI-SESH: Tiler's Biggest Blunders

The guys prepare for this one by arguing with each other throughout the whole pregame (and into the show). For this Mini-Sesh, Tiler tells the story of the one time both he and Ryan went on a business trip and made some quest...

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Oct. 11, 2021

Session 89: The Little Engine That Couldn’t ™

Welcome to Miami where Ryan promotes vehicular manslaughter, and Tiler gives you even worse advice than that (seriously) with another Be-Like-Me. Someone, once again, rises up to challenge Ryan's handicap, while Tiler teaches...

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Oct. 7, 2021

MINI-SESH: Menendez Family Values

"That time Ryan made out with a dude in Canada" Here's another Mini-Sesh for you addicts out there. Question; can it be considered being accosted if you enjoyed it? On an unrelated note, Ryan tells us about the time he was ac...

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Oct. 4, 2021

Session 88: THOSEDRIVESYOUHATE

Listen, I know I've said this in previous episode's descriptions but I'm serious this time, the guys go FULL kook in this one. Ryan has a P.S.A. for your A.S.S and continues his attack on individual states by side-swiping Rho...

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Sept. 27, 2021

Session 87: They'll Never Keep Us Apartheid

This show is in agreement, gefilte fish is gross. Speaking of fish, Ryan dropped a big stinking tuna in Tiler's lap. A very special Douche o' the Week in which both of the guys come out looking like douches (I don't think the...

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Sept. 20, 2021

Session 86: A Banana Peel in the Microwave

The guys talk about the fight they had over the week and Ryan threatens a woman on this one (should I call someone?). Apparently, Tila Tequila became a Nazi? No one told me. The guys have some new sound effects they want to u...

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Sept. 13, 2021

Session 85: An Audio D*ck Pic

The guys get in touch with their inner selves and what they find isn't pretty, although, personal growth rarely is. Ryan exposes himself and apologizes to those he's wronged, sort of. Tiler wants you to know that he bought a ...

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Sept. 6, 2021

Session 84: Spiritual Opium

This one is high energy and the guys don't hold back as the show is growing every day and they don't know how to contain their excitement. Ryan admits to being confused by all the new pronouns and being scared of Courage the ...

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Aug. 30, 2021

Session 83: I necro-feel ya

Just a heads up for those of you that read this, this is a gross one, so buckle up. Tiler suffers through Ryan's stories and then gets some much-needed perspective on his anger. Ryan, on the other hand, pitches an idea for a ...

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Aug. 23, 2021

Session 82: Beige Trash

Ryan has some lingering smells in his notes and he wants to release them on this episode. Tiler melts down... and it isn't pretty. There's a discussion of learning how to accept pain and the guys follow-up on what happened to...

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