March 14, 2022

Session 111: Mildly Provocative

Do you think anyone should go by the name Richard Ramirez, even if their actual name is Richard Ramirez? Ryan tries to discuss the meaning of life, while Tiler does his best to keep the show on brand. Your fears are validated...

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March 10, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time the Guys Went to the Movies"

Real question; Should every movie theatre include a bottomless pit to throw talkers into? Because I'm all for it. In an attempt to discuss a lighter subject this week, as the last couple were real downers, this mini-sesh is a...

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March 7, 2022

Session 110: Unoffendable

The guys reminisce about how difficult it was to obtain porn back in the day, they even long for it. Ryan breaks out some old show sounds, while Tiler discusses his struggle with imposter syndrome. Another Good, Bad, and the ...

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March 3, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Tiler Attended a Domestic Disturbance"

After last week's mini-sesh, not wanting to be out-shined, Tiler talks about one of his own run-ins with a domestic disturbance dispute. Hell, this session itself is ostensibly a domestic disturbance incident, acted out throu...

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Feb. 28, 2022

Session 109: All the Shingle Ladies

This one starts off a bit more "intimate", with a conversation that needs to be had (I guess). How do you react to your depression? I guess this show now just assumes everyone has it. The guys get into the best characters of ...

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Feb. 24, 2022

MINI-SESH: That Time Ryan Committed Domestic Discturbance"

Accidental violence and (not so) repressed rage. Ryan causes lasting bodily harm as Tiler fears for everyone's safety. Once again, the guys talk about a more chaotic time in their lives during a pretty gross pregame and what ...

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Feb. 21, 2022

Session 108: Fiddy Placenta

From this intern to you, if you listen to just the initial conversation and decide to skip this one (or the show entirely), I won't blame you. Tiler wants to remind you to drink plenty of water, and Ryan claims that being in ...

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Feb. 17, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Dad Left"

For this one, the guys get serious (relatively). Tales of traumatic events, done through the prism of objectivity. Ryan does a good job (too good?) of explaining what the show is all about and Tiler discusses his struggles w...

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Feb. 14, 2022

Session 107: A One Hour and Thirteen Minute Cry for Help

This session is... weird, even by their standards. There's a little bit of everything in this one. You've got some positive racism, real live superheroes, remembrance of anthrax in the mail, the breakdown of what it means to...

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Feb. 10, 2022

MINI-SESH: Euphemisms & Tales with Mama Menendez

Mama Menendez stops by to talk about the time (one of the many, at least) disaster struck while on vacation with the family. The guys play a "fun" game with her and make her uncomfortable at every turn, even if she doesn't al...

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Feb. 7, 2022

Session 106: Asbestos We Can

The guys continue their battle against getting lost on tangents, and it's not going well. Is there such thing as too much honesty? Is self-discovery the quickest way to death? Is anyone using the word "schlong" in the bedroom...

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Feb. 3, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That time Ryan was unfaithful again... again"

Tiler is currently in a battle for his sanity against an invisible opponent, while Ryan gives you yet another reason to laugh at his mistakes while doing his best to ensure others don't follow in his footsteps. Seriously, thi...

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Jan. 31, 2022

Session 105: Smells Like Warm

Question of the week; are you immediately intimidated by someone wearing an ankle bracelet? Ryan actually apologizes and eats his words (kinda). Tiler is back from his cult retreat and shares his kooky stories with the world....

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Jan. 28, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That time the guys met their hero."

"Diddle Me This" I know they say to never meet your hero but this one worked out in its own way. Unrelated, does Kanye West look like he's having a good time? The guys discuss why people are so obsessed with celebrities/royal...

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Jan. 24, 2022

Session 104: We Meat Your Kneads

Are people who sage just trying to cover the smell of dirty hippie. Have you ever put hot sauce in a condom? A weird fetish or brilliant way to cover your tracks? You decide. And for the 104th episode in a row, the guys talk ...

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Jan. 20, 2022

MINI-SESH: The Original Bartender Confession

The theme of this one is definitely "schadenfreude". The guys discuss the best way to construct a s'more, and people's seeming inability to remember that people can see them when they're in their car. Ryan argues that bartend...

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Jan. 17, 2022

Session 103: The Royal Family Jewels

This episode was close to being called "Cooch Smooch" and I feel like that's everything you need to know about this one going in. The guys do some soul searching and attempt to discover the reason behind their need to toe the...

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Jan. 13, 2022

MINI-SESH: The Guys Do Good

This one is a bit on the sincere side. The guys discuss what has led them to this point in their lives and the changes they're trying to make. Tiler makes the argument (for some reason) that he is Richard Ramirez and Ryan is ...

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Jan. 10, 2022

Session 102: Queefer Sutherland

The guys theorize why certain cultures behave in their own respective ways (and they do it without being offensive, somehow). Ryan continues his quest to be taken seriously, while not doing himself any favors whatsoever. Tile...

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Jan. 6, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That time Ryan was unfaithful... again"

The guys explore the line between standing up for yourself and being selfish. Also, they try to get to the bottom of whether people can change or not. Ryan goes into depth, again, about his cheating ways in the past, hoping h...

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Jan. 3, 2022

Session 101: Hot Takes About Your Hot Cakes

This entire episode is a mish-mash of weird. Ryan plays another round of "Can I Say This?" (spoiler: no, he can't). Tiler introduces you to the 3-step process of starting your own podcast with another Be Like Me (all the advi...

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Dec. 31, 2021

MINI-SESH: "That Time the Guys Quantified Mama Menendez's Love"

If you have siblings, then chances are you've had the argument of who is your parent's favorite. Ryan breaks down the favorite Menendez brother, with science! The guys discuss people who don't like big crowds, the universal, ...

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Dec. 27, 2021

Session 100: Mourning Wood (True Crime Addition II)

It's Christmas week so, obviously, the guys are dISCUSSING true crime throughout this one. Tiler does a shallow dive into the life of serial killer Ed Kemper, while Ryan explains what it takes to be a man and then promises (o...

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Dec. 23, 2021

MINI-SESH: "The time Ryan was internationally kidnapped"

So many different angles to this week's story. Ryan discusses the time he got kidnapped (kinda) and makes a case for hotel sex being the best kind of sex. Are people with birthdays in late December selfish? Dial-up internet, ...

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