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Dec. 23, 2021

MINI-SESH: "The time Ryan was internationally kidnapped"

So many different angles to this week's story. Ryan discusses the time he got kidnapped (kinda) and makes a case for hotel sex being the best kind of sex. Are people with birthdays in late December selfish? Dial-up internet, ...

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Dec. 20, 2021

Session 99: Ménage a Moi

If money is the root of all evil, what is gold? Ryan worries (out loud) that he's a spinner, while Tiler weaponizes Christmas and claims victory over Ryan with it. The guys try their best to help others with another round of ...

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Dec. 16, 2021

MINI-SESH: "That time Ryan was unfaithful"

Ryan exposes himself, again, and opens up about his cheating ways in the past, and shares his stories in the hopes of warning others from committing the same acts as him (plus, he's just plain fun to laugh at). Tiler continue...

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Dec. 13, 2021

Session 98: Isolate Together

The guys give dating advice on this one. Accept it at your own risk. Ryan continues to promote the podcast Dateline and explains the sinister plot by baby carrots to turn us all gay. Douche or no douche; Tiler claiming he's b...

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Dec. 9, 2021

MINI-SESH: That Time Ryan Was Assaulted

"Uncomfortable situation" and "bathroom" should never go in the same sentence, and yet, here we are. Ryan breaks out the rare "Weekly BookNook" during a mini-sesh. Tiler continues to tell people how much trouble he has going ...

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Dec. 6, 2021

Session 97: You've Got Male

Ryan takes his passion for "Inflicting the show on Tiler" to a whole new level in this one. Honestly, Tiler might have permanent psychological damage after today. Ryan discusses the Jussie Smollett case (which is apparently s...

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Dec. 2, 2021

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Got Recognized"

This one is relaxed and (somewhat) easy to digest. Ryan has a montage of mini-stories for you. Oh, yea, the guys also get into a fight, and Ryan accuses Popeye of "smoking cocaine". Should guys be allowed to complement each o...

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Nov. 29, 2021

Session 96: Absinthe Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

Do all roads really lead to Rome? On this one, Ryan reads Bible porn... you heard me. Tiler offers to cover up a murder for the audience. Would you ever share a toothbrush? Because Tiler has some serious opinions on that. A b...

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Nov. 25, 2021

MINI-SESH: The Lotion Chronicles Part 2

"That time Ryan burnt his d*ck off* The guys are trying to do some good (about time) as they raffle of some merch for a good cause. Ryan continues to acknowledge his anger issues with the world. Tiler on the other hand contin...

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Nov. 22, 2021

Session 95: 7th Heathen

This show vows to never body shame... except when it does. Ryan gives in to peer pressure and Tiler calls out the audience, aggressively and directly. There's another Happy Death Day™ (I can't believe it's been 15 years alrea...

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Nov. 18, 2021

MINI-SESH: Menendez Family Values

"That time Ryan died" The guys are widely known sissies and on this one, they tell us about the time they decided to do something adventurous and quickly learned from that mistake. For whatever reason, the guys side-swipe the...

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Nov. 15, 2021

Session 94: Chronic Exacerbator

The guys are divided on whether it's ok to move on to the next track before a song ends completely. Ryan reads scripture... again. Tiler attempts to have a nuanced discussion about the Travis Scott situation, and the Kyle Rit...

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Nov. 11, 2021

MINI-SESH: Ryan's Biggest Blunders (The Lotion Chronicles Part I)

"That time Ryan broke into his mom's room for lotion" It's the story of what might be the worst heist in history. There are plenty of opportunities to laugh at someone else's misfortune in this one. Ryan, a reformed cheater, ...

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Nov. 8, 2021

Session 93: Nobody Puts Baby in the Coroner

The guys make some real progress on this one. Ryan acknowledges his aggressive side, Tiler continues his journey to help others, and Dr. Drucifer makes another appearance as the show's porn correspondent (porn-espondent). The...

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Nov. 5, 2021

MINI-SESH: Tiler's Biggest Blunders

"That Time that Tiler Fell in Love with a Prostitute" The guys pregame for this one by promoting a completely different podcast. For this Mini-Sesh the guys discuss the time that a 17-year-old Tiler got white-girl-wasted in t...

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Nov. 1, 2021

Session 92: Bucket List; Don't Die

I believe Ryan words it perfectly when he says this show is the "side chick" of podcasts. In this week's episode, the guys speak on the downfalls of convenience (it'll probably be the downfall of us all). Also, is there such ...

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Oct. 28, 2021

MINI-SESH: Menendez Family Values

"IT'S A F*CKING BAT!" Join the guys on another Mini-Sesh as they tell you all about the time the Menendez Family barely avoided getting eaten by bats and their stoic/heroic demeanor throughout such a crisis. (/s obviously) Th...

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Oct. 25, 2021

Session 91: 50 Shades of Sasha Grey

Ryan can't stop telling random men he loves them. Tiler seems to be centering all his segments around complaining as he comes off the top rope with another "White-Boy-Rant". Unfortunately, the Fleshlight Saga™ continues (chec...

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Oct. 21, 2021

MINI-SESH: Ryan's Biggest Blunders

"That time Ryan lost his car." We’ve all had those moments of feeling incredibly embarrassed by something we’ve done, a lack of awareness or common sense in the moment, perhaps. We wanted to, both literally and figuratively, ...

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Oct. 18, 2021

Session 90: Defund the Teachers

This episode has some serious "can I say this?" energy. Ryan addresses black people directly and Tiler finally gets around to reviewing the Mandalorian... season 1. The guys discuss their secret job, believe they're doing God...

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Oct. 18, 2021

MINI-SESH: Tiler's Biggest Blunders

The guys prepare for this one by arguing with each other throughout the whole pregame (and into the show). For this Mini-Sesh, Tiler tells the story of the one time both he and Ryan went on a business trip and made some quest...

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Oct. 11, 2021

Session 89: The Little Engine That Couldn’t ™

Welcome to Miami where Ryan promotes vehicular manslaughter, and Tiler gives you even worse advice than that (seriously) with another Be-Like-Me. Someone, once again, rises up to challenge Ryan's handicap, while Tiler teaches...

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Oct. 7, 2021

MINI-SESH: Menendez Family Values

"That time Ryan made out with a dude in Canada" Here's another Mini-Sesh for you addicts out there. Question; can it be considered being accosted if you enjoyed it? On an unrelated note, Ryan tells us about the time he was ac...

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Oct. 4, 2021

Session 88: THOSEDRIVESYOUHATE

Listen, I know I've said this in previous episode's descriptions but I'm serious this time, the guys go FULL kook in this one. Ryan has a P.S.A. for your A.S.S and continues his attack on individual states by side-swiping Rho...

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