Oct. 12, 2020
Session 39: Weeping Wildo
Would you prefer someone spill the beans or give up the goods? Is Colin Cowherd sports Bill Maher? Have you ever been plated? Plenty of questions and no real answers on this weeks episode. Tyler gives you even more reasons to...
Oct. 5, 2020
Session 38: Moist, She Wrote
If you don't hate the word "Shmoopie", you will after this episode. The guys discuss the worst names to give your partner. Hitler? Tyler hates turtles, Ryan raises money for animal cruelty and becomes a Lord (I don't know if ...
Sept. 28, 2020
Session 37: Cacaw cacaw tookie tookie!
Shorter than normal episode this week. The guys discuss the psychological traits of some of history's most famous minds (Einstein was a dick), Tyler tries to start a conspiracy while Ryan begins a war on nuance. Also, cereal/...
Sept. 21, 2020
Session 36: Meth Math
Would you spend a day with someone you hate to get an up close look at Pat Sajak’s skin? Do you think you can size someone up by the type of drink they like? Is Hillary Clinton's best trait her ankles? The guys answer these h...
Sept. 14, 2020
Session 35: Surf & Turf War
Tyler has a brand new "Be Like Me" and gives out advice* to his fans and does his best to act cool. It fails spectacularly. Ryan claims Splish Splash is a workout banger... do with that what you will. Thankfully, he also give...
Sept. 7, 2020
Session 34: Thanks a lot, trauma.
The guys start off the show by discussing their most fearful moments and Tyler accuses Ryan of being selfish for almost dying. Ron Jeremy is a piece of garbage, apparently. Who knew? Also, are the guys the Jabba the Hutt of e...
Aug. 31, 2020
Session 33: Emergency for Adventure
Ryan starts the show by "fixing" Spanish, then discuss losing Chadwick Boseman. Also, remember those clowns that terrorized that town? What the hell was that about? You'll notice Tyler has trouble getting around Ryan's impene...
Aug. 24, 2020
Session 32: B.I.L.F.
Douche or no douche: Referring to him as “Charlie” Manson. The guys are in full form this week as they somehow fail forwards. Tyler doesn’t have a hope of ever winning a game of Peril. Ryan on the other hand shoots himself in...
Aug. 17, 2020
Session 31: Jimmy Changa
The guys show their philanthropic side, giving away trips to *lucky* fans, as long as they're willing to be put to work. I've also got some bad news for almost all pizza fans out there, Ryan has decreed that all pizza hencefo...
Aug. 10, 2020
Session 30: Stalk Me
Tyler calls you and your penis out. Ryan on the other hand wants everyone to see how modest he is, whether you want to or not. He also gives everyone some tips on how to manipulate other people. Later in the show, Tyler gets ...
Aug. 3, 2020
Session 29: Hey-Hole
This week, the guys give you plenty of reasons to hate them. Tyler complains about memorials while Ryan stakes his claim as the Al Gore of self-help. Plus, we've got an ape that ate a woman's face, investigative journalism th...
July 27, 2020
Session 28: Rainbow Chemtrails.
The guys are back after a full week off, you would think the show would be better the extra time to prepare. Ryan starts the show by expressing he's worried that his son has started scamming him (he is) and Tyler loses his mi...
July 20, 2020
Session 27: Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog
To start the show, Ryan gives you 3 "tips" for life that you can"t argue against but you'll still wonder how he arrived there nevertheless. Tyler gets aggressive with his new segment, "Word-ured", and tries to insult Ryan. Pa...
July 16, 2020
Session 26: Consider Me Blown
On this weeks episode... everybody poops. The guys discuss their upcoming (partial) maternity leave, Ryan engages with the fans and Tyler gets really excited about death threats. "Peril, "Good, Bad, and the Interesting" and t...
July 13, 2020
Session 25: Believe Everything
It's the quarter quell, conspiracy edition. Tyler is loud wrong, early, then goes on a love rant of FDR. Ryan lashes out, constantly, and the guys discuss conspiracy theories... kinda... They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!
July 9, 2020
Session 24: Bucko
This week, the guys break down the science behind what makes a word funny, hopefully they took something away from that. Apparently, there's a feces epidemic in san francisco and the guys happily do a deep dive into it. Also,...
July 6, 2020
Session 23: Photogenic Memory
On this episode, Ryan tries to talk Tyler into God... again. Ryan also milks his "disability" for everything its worth and Tyler is forced to battle Ryan as he battles him at every turn. Plus, "Guyfe Hacks", weaponized positi...
July 2, 2020
Session 22: M.I.A. Kahlifa
The guys start the show by dipping their toes in what seems to me like misogyny. Ryan discusses relationship deal breakers and Tyler proposes a contest in which the audience gets to decide which of them dies... count me in. T...
June 29, 2020
Session 21: Pat, say "Jack"
On this weeks episode, Ryan asks the questions every parent should have an answer to, like, what is the right age to introduce your kids to "true crime"? Tyler on the other hand has a brand new W.T.F. that we can all relate t...
June 25, 2020
Session 20: Unperfect
Tyler has another Good, Bad and the Interesting for you this week. Ryan on the other hand is out to prove that you're a psychopath. Also, Ryan continues his attack on celebrities, seemingly at random, going after Akon for no ...
June 22, 2020
Session 19: Juan on Juan
This week, Tyler attempts to act out parts of the show, evidently forgetting that the audience can't see him. Ryan isn't fairing much better as he breaks down why the movie "Home Alone" is actually a snuff film and takes mult...
June 18, 2020
Session 18: American History Ex
Douche or no douche - guy who calls himself a "genital connoisseur" (i think we all know the answer). The guys play a game of Jeop... I mean... "Peril" and Tyler has another Good, Bad and the Interesting. Also, Ryan "rewardS"...
June 15, 2020
Session 17: A Clever Ruse Of Nudging Your Memory
Ryan's all over the place on this one. He goes after MMA, BBW's, MILFs, and the NSA. Tyler on the other hand uses his segment to attack nature while having to play tough defense since ryan is in full show-killer mode this epi...
June 11, 2020
Session 16: Cyber-Bullying IRL
The guys give the audience some serious mixed signals while continuing their war on reason and sanity. We also learn that Ryan hates figurative mirrors and I can honestly say that i'm not surprised in the least. This episode ...