Hours of Mediocre Content. All Right Here at Your Stubby Little Fingertips.

Sept. 27, 2021

Session 87: They'll Never Keep Us Apartheid

This show is in agreement, gefilte fish is gross. Speaking of fish, Ryan dropped a big stinking tuna in Tiler's lap. A very special Douche o' the Week in which both of the guys come out looking like douches (I don't think the...

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Sept. 20, 2021

Session 86: A Banana Peel in the Microwave

The guys talk about the fight they had over the week and Ryan threatens a woman on this one (should I call someone?). Apparently, Tila Tequila became a Nazi? No one told me. The guys have some new sound effects they want to u...

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Sept. 13, 2021

Session 85: An Audio D*ck Pic

The guys get in touch with their inner selves and what they find isn't pretty, although, personal growth rarely is. Ryan exposes himself and apologizes to those he's wronged, sort of. Tiler wants you to know that he bought a ...

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Sept. 6, 2021

Session 84: Spiritual Opium

This one is high energy and the guys don't hold back as the show is growing every day and they don't know how to contain their excitement. Ryan admits to being confused by all the new pronouns and being scared of Courage the ...

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Aug. 30, 2021

Session 83: I necro-feel ya

Just a heads up for those of you that read this, this is a gross one, so buckle up. Tiler suffers through Ryan's stories and then gets some much-needed perspective on his anger. Ryan, on the other hand, pitches an idea for a ...

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Aug. 23, 2021

Session 82: Beige Trash

Ryan has some lingering smells in his notes and he wants to release them on this episode. Tiler melts down... and it isn't pretty. There's a discussion of learning how to accept pain and the guys follow-up on what happened to...

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Aug. 16, 2021

Session 81: Hell yea, I suck toes

Ryan goes full-kook in this one, so prepare yourself. Tiler also reveals a shameful moment from vacation (and by that I mean Ryan reveals it about Tiler). Does everyone named Isis take their clothes off for a living? We've go...

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Aug. 9, 2021

MINI-SESH: Bartender Confessions

The guys went on vacation and didn't do their job this week. However, before they left they put together their first mini-sesh where Ryan breaks down an encounter he had with a customer(s) at his bar. You'll laugh, you'll cri...

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Aug. 2, 2021

Session 80: Saving Ryan's Privates

If you want to donate to struggling nurses across the country, feel free to click the link --> I want to know what it's like to not be selfish. The guys discuss their heritage with about as much grace as you would expect. Thi...

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July 26, 2021

Session 79: Itty Bitty Kiddie Committee

The guys wage war all over the place in this one. Tyler calls out the IOC, Ryan shouts about Netflix and "The Bank". Also, is Wall-E just a glimpse into society's inevitable future? (Probably). Ryan negs Tyler and goes full-o...

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July 19, 2021

Session 78: Strip Solitaire

This is an overall positive episode where the guys snap and go full kook (it was only a matter of time). While still looking to figure themselves out, they dive into body positivity (lecherously), and Tiler pleads a case for ...

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July 12, 2021

Session 77: Manhandle the Ham Candle

The guys plead their case as nuanced thinkers, and their defense is flimsy at best. Tyler is looking a little waifish these days, and Ryan gets political for only a second before he regrets it. The guys embrace their own part...

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July 5, 2021

Session 76: A High Horse on Top of a Soapbox Inside an Ivory Tower

Have you ever had a come to God moment? The guys discuss theirs. By the way, is YOLO still a thing? The phrase "Serial Rapist Turducken" was said on this week's episode and I'm now rethinking all my life choices. Tyler is con...

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June 28, 2021

Session 75: Half-assed Semicolon (Live Addition)

As the guys bumble through their first ever live show, Ryan makes an attempt at fixing Tiler. Also, lots of porn talk in this one. We've got a Tiler Menendez observations, a biological weapon is set off in the studio, there's...

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June 21, 2021

Session 74: Save the Trauma for Your Momma

The guys unleash their full-kook during this episode. Ryan offers an apology and will probably have his face eaten for it. Tyler admits to crimes during his depression index, so be sure to be on the lookout for that. There ar...

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June 14, 2021

Session 73: Gurgling & Burgling

I feel like I should warn you, there's a lot of talk of Ryan's "undercarriage" in this one. Rule 34 abound (no, seriously), and Ryan takes time out of his day to explain to the rest of us why he's better than everyone. Also, ...

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June 7, 2021

Session 72: Tiananmen²

Ryan has an awkward ode for the spit in the back of his/your throat. We have a proposal to the FDA and the guys talk about the N-word. Ryan is awful at "W.Y.R.", a new "But Did Ya' Die?", and what's with all the shirt lifting...

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May 31, 2021

Session 71: Sweet Sweet Butt Meat

Ryan brings you the Disney Mash-Up's no one asked for. Meanwhile, Tyler finally gets to his Joel Osteen biography. At some point in this episode, the guys try math, and it uh... doesn't go well, so prepare to feel smart. Ryan...

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May 24, 2021

Session 70: Breakfast at Epiphanies

In this episode, the guys play doctor, now assume the position. Ryan calls out Chic-Fil-A, Tyler has his therapist threatened. The guys discuss deal-breakers again (it's ridiculous) and Ryan thinks strawberries are overrated ...

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May 17, 2021

Session 69: Sissy-Fist

We've got another "Time of the Month". It's all kinds of awkward as we watch the guys learn how to interview people in real-time. Ryan had a rough morning and Tiler partook in a scavenger hunt. As if we didn't have enough Flo...

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May 10, 2021

Session 68: Hammering Screwdrivers

Ryan fixes racism. That's it, let everyone know, racism is over. Tiler discusses personal growth and Ryan cries for help. The guys try to figure out if you really can fight fire with fire. Win-a-white-guy sweepstakes, BDSM, a...

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May 3, 2021

Session 67: Even Verboser

The guys discuss religion... responsibly? I don't even know anymore. Also, everything before 2015 is canceled. Tyler reigns down molten hot judgment throughout this episode and Ryan pins Tyler down into an illiterate corner. ...

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April 26, 2021

Session 66: Where my knickers at?

The guys over-promise and under-deliver, which would make them par for the course. Ryan fixes segues and Tyler is done bringing you the news with "logic" and "responsibility" so he's decided to change it up and speak from the...

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April 19, 2021

Session 65: Scoopy-Doo

This episode is fast-paced and, quite honestly, frenzied, so strap it on. Alright, be honest, have any of you ever punched anyone in the face? Ryan, calls out the Green Berets and Tyler finds his niche with another "totally o...

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