June 8, 2020

Session 15: Premature Congratulation

Ryan really leans into the "bully" role and uses show sounds to cause mayhem. Tyler on the other hand reads another "Be Like Me" and gives some of the worst advice you'll ever hear. You may want to skip this one. Especially c...

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June 4, 2020

Session 14: 477 L of Fun

The guys are off to a good start today with Ryan accusing the self-help community of being fake and Tyler suggests having sex with someone elses mom over a minor dispute. The guys attempt to make Dane Cook and Amy Schumer rel...

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June 1, 2020

Session 13: Discussing: Disgusting

Everyone will be pleased to know that we've finally found a topic of conversation that makes Tyler uncomfortable. Ryan on the other hand thanks Tyler for his service (not the kind you're thinking). Later on in the show, Tyler...

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May 29, 2020

Session 12: Maybe the Dingle Ate Your Baby

The guys are really asking the tough questions this week, like, "is Florida the state equivalent of smegma?" or "did Alex Trebek do a reverse Lance Armstrong?". Ryan also admits he wants to weaponize logic... like a boomerang...

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May 25, 2020

Session 11: Hip Hop Beret

On this weeks episode, Tyler takes a common, innocent act and turns it genocidal. Ryan on the other hand tries to start his own movement; Robe Life™. Plus, we take a time out for a one minute perspective while learning more t...

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May 18, 2020

Session 10 (True Crime Addition): Uganda Girl

On this weeks episode, the guys tackle true crime, even though it's evident they have no idea what true crime is. Ryan hosts everyone's favorite game "You Be The Dick" and Tyler kicks off a very inappropriate true crime theme...

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May 11, 2020

Session 9: Stalk Ohm; Sinned Rome

The guys finally lose it on this one. We'll understand if you leave for good this time. Ryan explains the Milgram experiment and continues his unprovoked war on Neil Degrasse Tyson, simultaneously, without a shred of irony. T...

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May 4, 2020

Session 8: Diff'rent Strokes

Tyler wants to discuss an easy to digest topic, religion, whether you like it or not. Ryan, on the other hand, starts a turf war. Tyler continues his war on reason by boldly claiming millennials have shoulder fetishes and Rya...

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April 27, 2020

Session 7: Michael Bay of Pigs

This is the most educational the guys have ever been. Get ready to learn some useless information about people who have long been dead. Ryan also debuts a fun new segment, "bartender confessions" and it (shockingly) does not ...

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April 20, 2020

Session 6: Scents of Humor

The guys had some wine before the show so buckle up. This week, Ryan is not only going to teach you Spanish but also a couple English phrases that are totally inappropriate for any conversation. Tyler on the other hand has th...

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April 19, 2020

session 5: the widow maker

on this weeks show, we ask that age old question, is sliced bread the best thing since jesus? for the first time ever, tyler takes the reins and steers the show and now has a taste for blood. also, they discuss the barbara st...

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April 4, 2020

session 4: emotional whiplash

on this weeks episode, the guys continue their (unprovoked) war on morgan freeman. ryan has a plan to shut all the animal fanatics up and tyler proves why he is the living embodiment of the dunning-kruger effect. they are tho...

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April 2, 2020

session 3: #MeTooSoon

on episode 3, tyler begs for any listener to email him and ryan is obsessed with buttholes. also, are left handed people real? we go on a deep dive to find out if they're just looking for attention. later on the show, ryan do...

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April 2, 2020

session 2: awful house

to start the show, way too much booger talk. hey, animal baby crushing fetish, what the fuck? also, we ask that age old question, how much would a human hand get me on the black market? we don't know. by the way, we have to a...

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April 1, 2020

session 1: there is no cure for us

pilot episode! get to know us and then immediately regret your decision. on this week's episode, tyler brings you the news and gives you tips on how to be more like him and improve your life(results may vary). also, are your ...

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