May 29, 2023
Session 170: Relationship Diabetes
I understand that many people have intrusive thoughts but someone needs to remind the guys that you don't need to voice them every chance they get. Also, let's do some reminiscing about the automatic seatbelts from the 80's t...
May 22, 2023
Session 169: This Show Doesn't Exist
One of them is incredibly depressed, the other is incredibly manic. Tiler wants to leave reality, while Ryan is on a mission to ruin every classic show you've ever seen with the "greatest fan theory of all time". Also, the gu...
May 15, 2023
Session 168: Suicidal Loophole
The show is running out original ideas. What was a steep decline has turned into an outright free fall... Is anyone hiring? The guys delve into psychopathy, what makes people like that tick, and how they have experienced it i...
May 8, 2023
Session 167: 2 Man Orchestra
The guys have a way-too-serious conversation about the strategy of peeing at the low urinal in public bathrooms. Also, nervous pee-ers. Are bullet proof vests cool? Because they look pretty bad ass. What is your strategy to d...
May 1, 2023
Session 166: Bury Me With My Browser History
Ryan's dealing with a lot of phlegm. Tyler's detoxing. They both sound like they're dying. The guys discuss which scene in a movie led to their sexual awakening. Also, they ask the question; is sturdy a shape? A time of misin...
April 24, 2023
Session 165: Recommending Fear
Dalai Lama... What the hell?! The guys discuss the idea that the world is losing its bastions of good and honest people. Ryan rails against the premise of texting just to text (he REALLY hates small talk). The guys continue t...
April 17, 2023
Session 164: Dehumanizing Nazi's
Death; Is it something you ever think about or ignore the topic all together? The guys discuss the idea of considering your own mortality and thinking about how we want to die. Also, the most racist cartoons in American histo...
April 10, 2023
Session 163: Peep This
What is the worst place you've ever been stranded? Ryan has a pretty good submission on this weeks episode. Tiler finally gets down to the bottom of whether Ryan is straight or gay, with science. There's also a very unique Sh...
April 3, 2023
Session 162: Are We OK?
"Would drink the blood from a geese's neck like a Go-Gurt" is not something you can just say and not explain, and yet, Ryan does his best to confuse and frighten the audience. Tiler does his best to drive people away from the...
March 27, 2023
Session 161: Finding Love in Guantanamo Bay
Is getting judged by strippers outside a strip club while you cry a good litmus test for how off the rails your life has gotten? Because Tiler is asking for a friend. Ryan just got back from vacation and he has a few words fo...
March 13, 2023
Session 160: Wishing For Scars
The episode seems to be centered around laughing at our siblings pain. Ryan openly wants to embrace change. Tiler has another G.B.I. for everyone and #freethenipple takes another step forward on its victory tour. Also, the gu...
March 6, 2023
Session 159: Fanaddict
Ryan is on a mission to upgrade the way we insult each other. Tiler welcomes* Italy into the Menendez Family as he reads off 3 interestings facts about the country. The guys discuss not only addiciton but the way we can get a...
Feb. 20, 2023
Session 157: 4th World Country
The guys get into a "What is the best condiment" conversation with far more passion and seriousness than a subject like this normally dictates. Assuming the statute of limitations has passed, Ryan makes fun of old-timey names...
Feb. 13, 2023
Session 156: Build_A-Bitch
How long do you think you would last if you were being hunted for sport? The guys discuss which of them would last longer. Also, are you afraid to express positive emotions? They get into what comes out of them when they get ...
Feb. 6, 2023
Session 155: Fetished Out
The guys discuss the highs and lows of chasing highs. Ryan does his best to diagnose Tiler (and others) as well as continuing his lifelong fight against the menace that is technology. Tiler embraces ChatGPT, much to Ryan's di...
Jan. 30, 2023
Session 154: Emotional Support Puns
The guys have found their nearest enemy; the American mail system. Let's not forget what might be the weakest flex of all time. Oh, and squished ducklings... that's right, squished ducklings. The guys also discuss their battl...
Jan. 23, 2023
Session 153: Immaturity is wasted on the young
Red flags everywhere on this one. Ryan realizes in the moment that a friendship he had as a youth may have been inappropriate. Tiler advocates the beating up of our children. Yep, this is a weird one. Ryan has a brand new, an...
Jan. 16, 2023
Session 152: Too Old to Die Young
The guys go over the body's reaction to getting pulled over by the police, the adrenaline, and the imagining of all the things you've never done but might be guilty for anyway. It nust be opposite day on the podcast this week...
Jan. 9, 2023
Session 151: Kangaroo Jack City
The guys discuss watching your parents age and how much it can affect each of us. Also, the only "celebrity" Ryan keeps running into. Tiler does his best to talk Ryan into a fanny pack, to no avail (they're making a come back...
Jan. 2, 2023
Session 150: Didgeridon't
Do you like a good zoo visit? For some reason, the guys get into what the worst case scenario could be. Tiler continues his mission to try and save Ryan from himself (he fails), while Ryan witnesses "the most American thing e...
Dec. 26, 2022
Session 149: The Race to the Bottom
Land mines all over this one. Tiler makes a freudian slip so egregious, I think we can just call it accidental racism, and there's the one universal rule that the guys seemingly want to test the limits of; you never go full H...
Dec. 19, 2022
Session 148: Use Me 'til You Ooze Me
The guys go in depth into the nuance of men's locker rooms and the psychology of that one old guy who always gets (and stays) naked. Question: How do you handle intrusive thoughts because the guys give their strategies and th...
Dec. 12, 2022
Session 147: Lip Daps
The guys continue their quest to figure out which words are canceled by using each one and seeing if there's any fallout. Tiler is on the verge of a panic attack and Ryan argues on behalf of doing things for others.... to get...
Dec. 5, 2022
Session 146: Throwing your own funeral
The guys discuss the horrible feeling of an unrequited fist bump. Is there anything more embarrassing? Tiler has another Good, Bad, and the Interesting where he reminds everyone that there are still good, honest people out th...
Nov. 28, 2022
Session 145: The Kenny G-Spot
What ever happened To Catch a Predator? Ryan wants to bring it back, plus, he's worried about Chris Hansen. Tiler gets a little too comfortable with his self-perceived "power" and decides if certain phobias are legitimate or ...
Nov. 21, 2022
Session 144: Somebody call somebody
I think the guys find an unhealthy balance between discussing serious topics and making jokes. They get into State vs Federal law, the legality of weed, and Elon Musk's self-implosion. But then you have Ryan arguing on behalf...
Nov. 14, 2022
Session 143: Social Lubrication
The guys continue to discuss Ryan's "embarrassment" when it comes to doing good things for people. Tiler does his best to get to the heart of why people are ok rationalizing their immoral behavior (we all do it). Does being a...
Nov. 7, 2022
Session 142: Always rehearse before you call 911
The guys try out "taking responsibility" and fail miserably. Oh, and let's not forget the virtue signaling throughout. Ryan attacks Josef Mengele, and that's hinestly the nicest thing I can say about him. Tiler is scared to s...
Oct. 31, 2022
Session 141: Warren Peace
Ryan does his best in this episode to explain why he isn't like other cult leaders. Tiler leads us down a road of reminding us just how violent the game of American Football was. Ryan tells the world the appropriate way to ea...
Oct. 24, 2022
Session 140: Metaphorical Heehaw
I honestly don't know what this episode is. Many multiple "Shameful Admissions", WAY too much bestiality talk, and the guys may have found a loophole to justify home invasions. You've been warned. Ryan openly worries that the...
Oct. 17, 2022
Session 139: Hopped up off Goofballs
This episode is full of the guys' opinions on a wealth of different topics. Do you want a screaming orgasmic food review? We've got it. Do you want a tepid Rain Forest Cafe review? No problem. Are you looking for a review of ...
Oct. 10, 2022
Session 138: Bonding through racism
There is way too much ego in this episode. Ryan argues on behalf of everyone needing an emotional tailspin in their lives every once in a while. Also, offensive crayons. Tiler welcomes Sweden into the Menendez family with ano...
Oct. 3, 2022
Session 137: Death Perception
Stand back, the guys are launching boulders from their glass houses. Ryan rails against the racket that is the towing industry and Tiler attacks pretty much everyone and anyone who goes to a gym. Also, are morals canceled? Cr...
Sept. 26, 2022
Session 136: Gouge our eyes out
The guys discuss the prevalence of porn in our society and the damage it might cause. They get into what's happening in Iran, the murder of Mahsa Amini, and the subsequent protests. Also, the discussion of sports enabling the...
Sept. 19, 2022
Session 135: Let's shuzh it up
All men pee their pants and the guys are here to talk about it. Also, the individual books that changed each of our lives. On that note, Ryan has a brand new Weekly BookNook for you, and Tiler brings his segment and "totally ...
Sept. 12, 2022
Session 134: Kilts & Guilts
How well do you remember pop culture from your youth? Ryan tests everyone to find out whether or not you're afflicted with the Mandala effect. Tiler continues to make fun of, and belittle Ryan's handicap. The guys discuss the...
Sept. 5, 2022
Session 133: The Leany Weenie
Do you judge the younger generations for their tastes? Because there's a lot of judgment in this episode. The guys go after everyone; Disney people, Switzerland, Lord of the Rings, even jnco jeans. I'm sure there's a lesson a...
Aug. 29, 2022
Session 132: A text message in a bottle
Remember kids, heroin is no one's friend. Also, cannibalism... again. Tiler's identity is actively stolen during this episode and it's a lot of fun. Ryan wants a eulogy but while he's alive; why waste all those compliments on...
Aug. 25, 2022
MINI-SESH: "That Time Tiler was Roofied"
Ryan leans into a bit of villainy on this one and seems to be one bad day away from admitting to a crime. Tiler breaks down a traumatic experience from his past... and on a totally separate note; what's the most awkward kiss ...
Aug. 22, 2022
Session 131: Always/All Ways
This episode is a mishmash of ridiculousness. What are you looking for? Early 2000's movie quotes? We got 'em here. How about an argument that therapy is actually a trap? Oh yea. What about avoiding responsibilities, the pain...
Aug. 18, 2022
MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Got Into a Fight
Have you ever been in a fight? Do you avoid getting punched in the face at any cost? Does violence solve everything? The guys discuss to find out. Also, summer camp hierarchies, and why does everyone hate tennis camp? Emptyin...
Aug. 15, 2022
Session 130: Bad Together
The guys bounce from one interesting topic to the next and there's a little bit of everything in this one; from Alex Jones and the associated schadenfreude, to (arguably) the most famous masturbator in history. Ryan gives som...
Aug. 11, 2022
MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Felt Like a Human... Again
Another positive story (let's call it a silver lining); another time when Ryan felt like a normal human while interacting with his own species. Admittedly, there's a mental walk down negative memory lane while, simultaneously...
Aug. 4, 2022
MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Felt Like a Human"
Connecting with others can be such a foreign concept to the guys, to the point that one of the few times it happened, they've now made an entire mini-sesh episode out of it. As Tiler continues to question the purpose of this ...
Aug. 1, 2022
Session 129: Selfishly Empathetic
Is this the age of shamelessness? The guys do some emotional heavy lifting this week and show off their NPC energy. Also, how good are you at inconveniencing others? We have a return of a few different segments this week, inc...
July 28, 2022
MINI-SESH: "That Time Puberty Almost Killed a Menendez"
People (especially men) do some really dumb things when trying to impress the opposite sex. This week's show is all about how you shouldn't give in to those urges (and why you should never land butt first). The guys discuss b...
July 21, 2022
MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Bullied Tiler"
Tiler tells us all about the bullying he suffered at the hands of the older 2 Menendez brothers when he was young. Ryan lets us into his head, if only slightly, and shares his dreams, his insecurities, and takes time to rail ...
July 18, 2022
Session 127: Awkwaman
The guys accidentally stumble into a comedian gang war. As they actively ripoff Dane Cook, Tiler recounts his stand-up experience and Ryan forgets his lines. For some reason, the guys have no problem betraying confidences and...
July 11, 2022
Session 126: A Reptile Dysfunction
Does anyone remember the fever dream that was the food truck era? Whatever happened to them? The guys discuss traits in others that would immediately make you not want to fight them, and are people with neck tattoos living in...
July 11, 2022
Session 126: A Reptile Dysfunction
Does anyone remember the fever dream that was the food truck era? Whatever happened to them? The guys discuss traits in others that would immediately make you not want to fight them, and are people with neck tattoos living in...