Oct. 3, 2022

Session 137: Death Perception

Stand back, the guys are launching boulders from their glass houses. Ryan rails against the racket that is the towing industry and Tiler attacks pretty much everyone and anyone who goes to a gym. Also, are morals canceled? Cr...

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Sept. 26, 2022

Session 136: Gouge our eyes out

The guys discuss the prevalence of porn in our society and the damage it might cause. They get into what's happening in Iran, the murder of Mahsa Amini, and the subsequent protests. Also, the discussion of sports enabling the...

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Sept. 19, 2022

Session 135: Let's shuzh it up

All men pee their pants and the guys are here to talk about it. Also, the individual books that changed each of our lives. On that note, Ryan has a brand new Weekly BookNook for you, and Tiler brings his segment and "totally ...

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Sept. 12, 2022

Session 134: Kilts & Guilts

How well do you remember pop culture from your youth? Ryan tests everyone to find out whether or not you're afflicted with the Mandala effect. Tiler continues to make fun of, and belittle Ryan's handicap. The guys discuss the...

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Sept. 5, 2022

Session 133: The Leany Weenie

Do you judge the younger generations for their tastes? Because there's a lot of judgment in this episode. The guys go after everyone; Disney people, Switzerland, Lord of the Rings, even jnco jeans. I'm sure there's a lesson a...

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Aug. 29, 2022

Session 132: A text message in a bottle

Remember kids, heroin is no one's friend. Also, cannibalism... again. Tiler's identity is actively stolen during this episode and it's a lot of fun. Ryan wants a eulogy but while he's alive; why waste all those compliments on...

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Aug. 25, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Tiler was Roofied"

Ryan leans into a bit of villainy on this one and seems to be one bad day away from admitting to a crime. Tiler breaks down a traumatic experience from his past... and on a totally separate note; what's the most awkward kiss ...

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Aug. 22, 2022

Session 131: Always/All Ways

This episode is a mishmash of ridiculousness. What are you looking for? Early 2000's movie quotes? We got 'em here. How about an argument that therapy is actually a trap? Oh yea. What about avoiding responsibilities, the pain...

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Aug. 18, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Got Into a Fight

Have you ever been in a fight? Do you avoid getting punched in the face at any cost? Does violence solve everything? The guys discuss to find out. Also, summer camp hierarchies, and why does everyone hate tennis camp? Emptyin...

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Aug. 15, 2022

Session 130: Bad Together

The guys bounce from one interesting topic to the next and there's a little bit of everything in this one; from Alex Jones and the associated schadenfreude, to (arguably) the most famous masturbator in history. Ryan gives som...

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Aug. 11, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Felt Like a Human... Again

Another positive story (let's call it a silver lining); another time when Ryan felt like a normal human while interacting with his own species. Admittedly, there's a mental walk down negative memory lane while, simultaneously...

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Aug. 4, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Felt Like a Human"

Connecting with others can be such a foreign concept to the guys, to the point that one of the few times it happened, they've now made an entire mini-sesh episode out of it. As Tiler continues to question the purpose of this ...

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Aug. 1, 2022

Session 129: Selfishly Empathetic

Is this the age of shamelessness? The guys do some emotional heavy lifting this week and show off their NPC energy. Also, how good are you at inconveniencing others? We have a return of a few different segments this week, inc...

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July 28, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Puberty Almost Killed a Menendez"

People (especially men) do some really dumb things when trying to impress the opposite sex. This week's show is all about how you shouldn't give in to those urges (and why you should never land butt first). The guys discuss b...

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July 21, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Bullied Tiler"

Tiler tells us all about the bullying he suffered at the hands of the older 2 Menendez brothers when he was young. Ryan lets us into his head, if only slightly, and shares his dreams, his insecurities, and takes time to rail ...

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July 18, 2022

Session 127: Awkwaman

The guys accidentally stumble into a comedian gang war. As they actively ripoff Dane Cook, Tiler recounts his stand-up experience and Ryan forgets his lines. For some reason, the guys have no problem betraying confidences and...

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July 11, 2022

Session 126: A Reptile Dysfunction

Does anyone remember the fever dream that was the food truck era? Whatever happened to them? The guys discuss traits in others that would immediately make you not want to fight them, and are people with neck tattoos living in...

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July 11, 2022

Session 126: A Reptile Dysfunction

Does anyone remember the fever dream that was the food truck era? Whatever happened to them? The guys discuss traits in others that would immediately make you not want to fight them, and are people with neck tattoos living in...

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July 7, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That time Ryan was unfaithful again, again...again"

Another tale from Ryan's cheating past that he offers up for us all to laugh at (and hopefully learn from). What is a 40-year-old product of his environment supposed to do? Gratuitous admissions, that's what. The guys call ou...

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July 4, 2022

Session 125: Roe v Wade v Swim

Projection galore on this one, enough for everyone. Ryan shows off how bad he is at marketing and Tiler doesn't understand foreign relations (at all). The neighborhood show saga continues and more new rules with a brand new H...

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June 23, 2022

MINI-SESH: "The Guys Go on a Segway Tour"

Donald Ducking it and tuxedo thongs. Ryan continues to show his age with the technology he continues to reference. Tiler continues his tradition of laughing and mocking Ryan's misfortune. Permanent injuries, Ryan judges his r...

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June 20, 2022

Session 124: A Punchline Too Far

Is Father's Day the day of gift cards? The guys discuss whether dads everywhere get an unfair deal with their holiday. Ryan continues to derail Tiler at every turn, as Tiler continues to praise his future robot overlords, com...

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June 16, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That time Ryan made some friends"

Cocaine and babies... are 2 things that should never be said in the same sentence, and yet, here we are. Everyone can relate to toxic relationships in their own way. Ryan decides to break down a particularly nasty moment from...

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June 13, 2022

Session 123: Lil' Biggie

Ryan is slowly becoming an old man yelling at clouds, this time taking on modern-day rappers. Tiler discusses Ignaz Semmelweis aka The Savior of Mothers and his world-benefitting, albeit, depressing story. You'll also get to ...

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June 9, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Committed Domestic Disturbance... Again"

In the battle between Men vs women, Ryan evens the score. More unhealthy releasing of anger and as a side note, there are weight classes for a reason. Alert: Lion King spoilers ahead. Symbiotic relationships, weaponizing unde...

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June 6, 2022

Session 122: A Disagree Spree

The internet is a mean place as the guys discuss the connection between anonymity and expressing anger/hatred. What exactly is big d!ck energy? It's official, Ryan is the worst kind of person at the gym,11 and Tiler calls out...

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June 2, 2022

MINI-SESH: Diabetic Tales Pt. 1

The guys sink to a new figurative low as they (anecdotally) joke about diabetes. More traumatic stories from their childhood told through the prism of humor (their specialty). Ryan takes the time to apologize to an old friend...

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May 30, 2022

Session 121: I'm a Frayed Knot

The guys are back from their court-ordered mental health week, and I don't think it did any good... Ryan can't stop making terrible puns (so nothing has changed there), Tiler brings with him an impromptu shameful admission an...

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May 19, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That time the guys were robbed"

The guys continue to prove that they're man enough to discuss sports (but only when their teams are winning). The guys decide to enlist in the Costa Rican army, as Ryan wages war on the French (for absolutely no reason). This...

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May 16, 2022

Session 120: Twink-ish

Ryan continues the trend of throwing huge societal talking points at Tiler, with zero heads-up. Tiler wants to tell you all about his perfection(ism). They’ve got another International Hello as they welcome Albania into the f...

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May 12, 2022

MINI-SESH: Bartender Confessions - Code Adam

What's the worst excuse you've ever used to get out of a responsibility? Ryan has another Bartender Confessions™, and let me just say, some people are the worst. There's plenty of controversy throughout this one. While Ryan w...

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May 9, 2022

Session 119: Yeast Mode

There's a lot of information packed into this one (most of it gross or boring). Tiler talks about his experience last night at an amateur comedy club and what it's like when the person on stage is bombing and you're one of on...

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May 5, 2022

MINI-SESH: That time Dr. Drucifer kicked Kratom

What's the worst addiction you've ever dealt with? Dr. Drucifer, normally the show's porn-espondent, stops by to discuss his own experience with addiction. Withdrawal sounds terrible, by the way... The guys also break down th...

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May 2, 2022

Session 118: Giving bad advice with good intentions

The guys discuss the perils of day drinking (again) and the embarrassment of being the person at the party that drank too much. Ryan continues his war on people who don't wear headphones to the gym, while Tiler has another GB...

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April 28, 2022

MINI-SESH: Good Cock/Bad Cock (Cock's are roosters)

Is the birthday song at restaurants dehumanizing to everyone involved? Also, whatever happened to Westboro Baptist church? Are they still a thing? Ryan has a PSA for your ASS and the guys discuss respect through the prism of ...

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April 25, 2022

Session 117: The War on the War on Drugs

What's everyone's take on day drinking? The guys are noticing how much more difficult it gets as they age. Tiler and Ryan spend this session tiptoeing through a racial minefield and somehow manage to step on every single one....

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April 21, 2022

MINI-SESH: Ryan flees the scene of a crime

What is the worst car accident you've ever been in? Ryan longs for a better time, all throughout this episode. Tiler continues to egg Ryan on and I wish he would stop. More name-dropping than is ever necessary, the reminiscin...

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April 18, 2022

Session 116: Depression with extra steps

The guys continue to try to find the perfect balance between information and entertainment with varying degrees of success. As Ryan updates us on his struggles with diaper rash, Tiler learns how to be vulnerable. The guys get...

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April 14, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Ghosted... Hard"

Do people who bring up serial killers feeding their victims to rats midconversation make you uncomfortable? Asking for a friend. Ryan tells an incredibly embarrassing story from when he was younger and it's all kinds of uncom...

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April 11, 2022

Session 115: Shamger

The theme of this session seems to be "immorality". Ryan's sick and on way too much medicine and Tiler is really depressed this week and dragging the mood down. Tiler brings another WTF!? to the show, America edition. Ryan wa...

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April 7, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Tiler Died"

The guys discuss another childhood story. While Tiler tells the incredibly traumatic story of the time he "died" Ryan attempts (and fails) to censor himself. Have we only recently started, as a society, to care whether kids l...

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April 4, 2022

Session 114: You're Gaslighting Yourself

The guys break down their defense mechanisms and explore their blind spots. Ryan is posted up on the moral high ground and refuses to come down while Tiler argues on behalf of expanding his own horizons while being as pretent...

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March 31, 2022

MINI-SESH: "The Baffling Bathmat Mystery"

Passive Aggressive Anthony joins the show to discuss the (unsolved) Bathmat Mystery™. A tale of love, sex, and of course, mystery! Can YOU solve the crime? The guys get down and dirty in this one as Ryan explains why he loves...

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March 28, 2022

Session 113: Shave the Whales

The guys make it a point to be less crass and it goes about as well as you'd expect. There's plenty more sex toy talk, Ryan's "old man hog shots", and plenty more topics and conversations no one wants to hear about. Douche of...

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March 24, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time a Hidden Camera Happened"

The guys have a real hard time staying on topic in this one, even by their standards. There's a little bit of everything in this one (or nothing). The guys discuss a heinous crime committed by someone they used to know... wit...

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March 21, 2022

Session 112: Adult Toy Story

The session should be titled "low hanging fruit". The guys dig deep into their sophomoric side with plenty of jokes and shenanigans while occasionally coming up for air with a serious conversation here and there. Early in the...

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March 17, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Tiler Came Out"

We've got another serious conversation, an incredibly traumatic experience, told the only way the guys know how; with humor. Ryan, again, attempts to fix the human race while Tiler tells the story about the (first) time he ca...

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March 14, 2022

Session 111: Mildly Provocative

Do you think anyone should go by the name Richard Ramirez, even if their actual name is Richard Ramirez? Ryan tries to discuss the meaning of life, while Tiler does his best to keep the show on brand. Your fears are validated...

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March 10, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time the Guys Went to the Movies"

Real question; Should every movie theatre include a bottomless pit to throw talkers into? Because I'm all for it. In an attempt to discuss a lighter subject this week, as the last couple were real downers, this mini-sesh is a...

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March 7, 2022

Session 110: Unoffendable

The guys reminisce about how difficult it was to obtain porn back in the day, they even long for it. Ryan breaks out some old show sounds, while Tiler discusses his struggle with imposter syndrome. Another Good, Bad, and the ...

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