Jan. 30, 2023

Session 154: Emotional Support Puns

The guys have found their nearest enemy; the American mail system. Let's not forget what might be the weakest flex of all time. Oh, and squished ducklings... that's right, squished ducklings. The guys also discuss their battl...

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Jan. 23, 2023

Session 153: Immaturity is wasted on the young

Red flags everywhere on this one. Ryan realizes in the moment that a friendship he had as a youth may have been inappropriate. Tiler advocates the beating up of our children. Yep, this is a weird one. Ryan has a brand new, an...

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Jan. 16, 2023

Session 152: Too Old to Die Young

The guys go over the body's reaction to getting pulled over by the police, the adrenaline, and the imagining of all the things you've never done but might be guilty for anyway. It nust be opposite day on the podcast this week...

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Jan. 9, 2023

Session 151: Kangaroo Jack City

The guys discuss watching your parents age and how much it can affect each of us. Also, the only "celebrity" Ryan keeps running into. Tiler does his best to talk Ryan into a fanny pack, to no avail (they're making a come back...

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Jan. 2, 2023

Session 150: Didgeridon't

Do you like a good zoo visit? For some reason, the guys get into what the worst case scenario could be. Tiler continues his mission to try and save Ryan from himself (he fails), while Ryan witnesses "the most American thing e...

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Dec. 26, 2022

Session 149: The Race to the Bottom

Land mines all over this one. Tiler makes a freudian slip so egregious, I think we can just call it accidental racism, and there's the one universal rule that the guys seemingly want to test the limits of; you never go full H...

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Dec. 19, 2022

Session 148: Use Me 'til You Ooze Me

The guys go in depth into the nuance of men's locker rooms and the psychology of that one old guy who always gets (and stays) naked. Question: How do you handle intrusive thoughts because the guys give their strategies and th...

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Dec. 12, 2022

Session 147: Lip Daps

The guys continue their quest to figure out which words are canceled by using each one and seeing if there's any fallout. Tiler is on the verge of a panic attack and Ryan argues on behalf of doing things for others.... to get...

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Dec. 5, 2022

Session 146: Throwing your own funeral

The guys discuss the horrible feeling of an unrequited fist bump. Is there anything more embarrassing? Tiler has another Good, Bad, and the Interesting where he reminds everyone that there are still good, honest people out th...

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Nov. 28, 2022

Session 145: The Kenny G-Spot

What ever happened To Catch a Predator? Ryan wants to bring it back, plus, he's worried about Chris Hansen. Tiler gets a little too comfortable with his self-perceived "power" and decides if certain phobias are legitimate or ...

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Nov. 21, 2022

Session 144: Somebody call somebody

I think the guys find an unhealthy balance between discussing serious topics and making jokes. They get into State vs Federal law, the legality of weed, and Elon Musk's self-implosion. But then you have Ryan arguing on behalf...

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Nov. 14, 2022

Session 143: Social Lubrication

The guys continue to discuss Ryan's "embarrassment" when it comes to doing good things for people. Tiler does his best to get to the heart of why people are ok rationalizing their immoral behavior (we all do it). Does being a...

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Nov. 7, 2022

Session 142: Always rehearse before you call 911

The guys try out "taking responsibility" and fail miserably. Oh, and let's not forget the virtue signaling throughout. Ryan attacks Josef Mengele, and that's hinestly the nicest thing I can say about him. Tiler is scared to s...

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Oct. 31, 2022

Session 141: Warren Peace

Ryan does his best in this episode to explain why he isn't like other cult leaders. Tiler leads us down a road of reminding us just how violent the game of American Football was. Ryan tells the world the appropriate way to ea...

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Oct. 24, 2022

Session 140: Metaphorical Heehaw

I honestly don't know what this episode is. Many multiple "Shameful Admissions", WAY too much bestiality talk, and the guys may have found a loophole to justify home invasions. You've been warned. Ryan openly worries that the...

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Oct. 17, 2022

Session 139: Hopped up off Goofballs

This episode is full of the guys' opinions on a wealth of different topics. Do you want a screaming orgasmic food review? We've got it. Do you want a tepid Rain Forest Cafe review? No problem. Are you looking for a review of ...

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Oct. 10, 2022

Session 138: Bonding through racism

There is way too much ego in this episode. Ryan argues on behalf of everyone needing an emotional tailspin in their lives every once in a while. Also, offensive crayons. Tiler welcomes Sweden into the Menendez family with ano...

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Oct. 3, 2022

Session 137: Death Perception

Stand back, the guys are launching boulders from their glass houses. Ryan rails against the racket that is the towing industry and Tiler attacks pretty much everyone and anyone who goes to a gym. Also, are morals canceled? Cr...

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Sept. 26, 2022

Session 136: Gouge our eyes out

The guys discuss the prevalence of porn in our society and the damage it might cause. They get into what's happening in Iran, the murder of Mahsa Amini, and the subsequent protests. Also, the discussion of sports enabling the...

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Sept. 19, 2022

Session 135: Let's shuzh it up

All men pee their pants and the guys are here to talk about it. Also, the individual books that changed each of our lives. On that note, Ryan has a brand new Weekly BookNook for you, and Tiler brings his segment and "totally ...

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Sept. 12, 2022

Session 134: Kilts & Guilts

How well do you remember pop culture from your youth? Ryan tests everyone to find out whether or not you're afflicted with the Mandala effect. Tiler continues to make fun of, and belittle Ryan's handicap. The guys discuss the...

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Sept. 5, 2022

Session 133: The Leany Weenie

Do you judge the younger generations for their tastes? Because there's a lot of judgment in this episode. The guys go after everyone; Disney people, Switzerland, Lord of the Rings, even jnco jeans. I'm sure there's a lesson a...

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Aug. 29, 2022

Session 132: A text message in a bottle

Remember kids, heroin is no one's friend. Also, cannibalism... again. Tiler's identity is actively stolen during this episode and it's a lot of fun. Ryan wants a eulogy but while he's alive; why waste all those compliments on...

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Aug. 25, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Tiler was Roofied"

Ryan leans into a bit of villainy on this one and seems to be one bad day away from admitting to a crime. Tiler breaks down a traumatic experience from his past... and on a totally separate note; what's the most awkward kiss ...

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Aug. 22, 2022

Session 131: Always/All Ways

This episode is a mishmash of ridiculousness. What are you looking for? Early 2000's movie quotes? We got 'em here. How about an argument that therapy is actually a trap? Oh yea. What about avoiding responsibilities, the pain...

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Aug. 18, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Got Into a Fight

Have you ever been in a fight? Do you avoid getting punched in the face at any cost? Does violence solve everything? The guys discuss to find out. Also, summer camp hierarchies, and why does everyone hate tennis camp? Emptyin...

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Aug. 15, 2022

Session 130: Bad Together

The guys bounce from one interesting topic to the next and there's a little bit of everything in this one; from Alex Jones and the associated schadenfreude, to (arguably) the most famous masturbator in history. Ryan gives som...

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Aug. 11, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Felt Like a Human... Again

Another positive story (let's call it a silver lining); another time when Ryan felt like a normal human while interacting with his own species. Admittedly, there's a mental walk down negative memory lane while, simultaneously...

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Aug. 4, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Felt Like a Human"

Connecting with others can be such a foreign concept to the guys, to the point that one of the few times it happened, they've now made an entire mini-sesh episode out of it. As Tiler continues to question the purpose of this ...

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Aug. 1, 2022

Session 129: Selfishly Empathetic

Is this the age of shamelessness? The guys do some emotional heavy lifting this week and show off their NPC energy. Also, how good are you at inconveniencing others? We have a return of a few different segments this week, inc...

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July 28, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Puberty Almost Killed a Menendez"

People (especially men) do some really dumb things when trying to impress the opposite sex. This week's show is all about how you shouldn't give in to those urges (and why you should never land butt first). The guys discuss b...

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July 21, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Bullied Tiler"

Tiler tells us all about the bullying he suffered at the hands of the older 2 Menendez brothers when he was young. Ryan lets us into his head, if only slightly, and shares his dreams, his insecurities, and takes time to rail ...

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July 18, 2022

Session 127: Awkwaman

The guys accidentally stumble into a comedian gang war. As they actively ripoff Dane Cook, Tiler recounts his stand-up experience and Ryan forgets his lines. For some reason, the guys have no problem betraying confidences and...

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July 11, 2022

Session 126: A Reptile Dysfunction

Does anyone remember the fever dream that was the food truck era? Whatever happened to them? The guys discuss traits in others that would immediately make you not want to fight them, and are people with neck tattoos living in...

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July 11, 2022

Session 126: A Reptile Dysfunction

Does anyone remember the fever dream that was the food truck era? Whatever happened to them? The guys discuss traits in others that would immediately make you not want to fight them, and are people with neck tattoos living in...

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July 7, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That time Ryan was unfaithful again, again...again"

Another tale from Ryan's cheating past that he offers up for us all to laugh at (and hopefully learn from). What is a 40-year-old product of his environment supposed to do? Gratuitous admissions, that's what. The guys call ou...

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July 4, 2022

Session 125: Roe v Wade v Swim

Projection galore on this one, enough for everyone. Ryan shows off how bad he is at marketing and Tiler doesn't understand foreign relations (at all). The neighborhood show saga continues and more new rules with a brand new H...

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June 23, 2022

MINI-SESH: "The Guys Go on a Segway Tour"

Donald Ducking it and tuxedo thongs. Ryan continues to show his age with the technology he continues to reference. Tiler continues his tradition of laughing and mocking Ryan's misfortune. Permanent injuries, Ryan judges his r...

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June 20, 2022

Session 124: A Punchline Too Far

Is Father's Day the day of gift cards? The guys discuss whether dads everywhere get an unfair deal with their holiday. Ryan continues to derail Tiler at every turn, as Tiler continues to praise his future robot overlords, com...

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June 16, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That time Ryan made some friends"

Cocaine and babies... are 2 things that should never be said in the same sentence, and yet, here we are. Everyone can relate to toxic relationships in their own way. Ryan decides to break down a particularly nasty moment from...

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June 13, 2022

Session 123: Lil' Biggie

Ryan is slowly becoming an old man yelling at clouds, this time taking on modern-day rappers. Tiler discusses Ignaz Semmelweis aka The Savior of Mothers and his world-benefitting, albeit, depressing story. You'll also get to ...

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June 9, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Committed Domestic Disturbance... Again"

In the battle between Men vs women, Ryan evens the score. More unhealthy releasing of anger and as a side note, there are weight classes for a reason. Alert: Lion King spoilers ahead. Symbiotic relationships, weaponizing unde...

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June 6, 2022

Session 122: A Disagree Spree

The internet is a mean place as the guys discuss the connection between anonymity and expressing anger/hatred. What exactly is big d!ck energy? It's official, Ryan is the worst kind of person at the gym,11 and Tiler calls out...

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June 2, 2022

MINI-SESH: Diabetic Tales Pt. 1

The guys sink to a new figurative low as they (anecdotally) joke about diabetes. More traumatic stories from their childhood told through the prism of humor (their specialty). Ryan takes the time to apologize to an old friend...

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May 30, 2022

Session 121: I'm a Frayed Knot

The guys are back from their court-ordered mental health week, and I don't think it did any good... Ryan can't stop making terrible puns (so nothing has changed there), Tiler brings with him an impromptu shameful admission an...

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May 19, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That time the guys were robbed"

The guys continue to prove that they're man enough to discuss sports (but only when their teams are winning). The guys decide to enlist in the Costa Rican army, as Ryan wages war on the French (for absolutely no reason). This...

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May 16, 2022

Session 120: Twink-ish

Ryan continues the trend of throwing huge societal talking points at Tiler, with zero heads-up. Tiler wants to tell you all about his perfection(ism). They’ve got another International Hello as they welcome Albania into the f...

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May 12, 2022

MINI-SESH: Bartender Confessions - Code Adam

What's the worst excuse you've ever used to get out of a responsibility? Ryan has another Bartender Confessions™, and let me just say, some people are the worst. There's plenty of controversy throughout this one. While Ryan w...

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May 9, 2022

Session 119: Yeast Mode

There's a lot of information packed into this one (most of it gross or boring). Tiler talks about his experience last night at an amateur comedy club and what it's like when the person on stage is bombing and you're one of on...

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May 5, 2022

MINI-SESH: That time Dr. Drucifer kicked Kratom

What's the worst addiction you've ever dealt with? Dr. Drucifer, normally the show's porn-espondent, stops by to discuss his own experience with addiction. Withdrawal sounds terrible, by the way... The guys also break down th...

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