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March 25, 2024

Session 215: Suck My Coccyx - Part 2

Do you have any verbal or physical ticks? The guys discuss the body language of weight and discomfort. Also, the creepiness that is the Uncanny Valley. Whitleblowers getting killed, death by hickey, and Albert F**king Einstei...

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March 25, 2024

Session 215: Suck My Coccyx - Part 1

Would you rather drop LSD with your Mom or Dad? Also, how close is too close when it comes to the relationship you have with your Mom? Believe it or not, those questions have nothing to do with each other, this episode just h...

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March 18, 2024

Session 214: Handicap people, stand up - Part 2

Discussing the Boeing whistle-blower and how he was seemingly "Epsteined". Also, panty raids aren't still a thing, are they? And in true Menendez fashion, the guys say goodbye to Richard Lewis... 2 weeks late. The Dunning-Kru...

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March 18, 2024

Session 214: Handicap people, stand up - Part 1

Have you ever given or received a hickey? The guys discuss different sexual proclivities and ask questions about the ones they don't really understand. On a different (and healthier) note, they also discuss the difficulty of...

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March 18, 2024

Session 214: Handicap people, stand up - Part 1

Have you ever given or received a hickey? The guys discuss different sexual proclivities and ask questions about the ones they don't really understand. On a different (and healthier) note, they also discuss the difficulty of...

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March 4, 2024

Session 213: A Dirty Loophole Part 2

Another protest, another self-immolation. The guys discuss the act which is so far outside their realm of understanding and how much one must care about something to end their life in such a way. The guys are also planning on...

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March 4, 2024

Session 213: A Dirty Loophole Part 2

Another protest, another self-immolation. The guys discuss the act which is so far outside their realm of understanding and how much one must care about something to end their life in such a way. The guys are also planning on...

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March 4, 2024

Session 213: A Dirty Loophole Part 1

What is it that we're each resisting in life? The guys discuss the behaviors we each give into (drinking, weed, sex, etc.) to suppress what it is we don't want to feel or acknowledge. Plus, they've got a brand new Douche of t...

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March 4, 2024

Session 213: A Dirty Loophole Part 1

What is it that we're each resisting in life? The guys discuss the behaviors we each give into (drinking, weed, sex, etc.) to suppress what it is we don't want to feel or acknowledge. Plus, they've got a brand new Douche of t...

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Feb. 26, 2024

Session 212: A Sasha Grey Area Part 1

Is everyone in the self-help community a kook? It's usually the people who need the most help that are drawn to the that specific community, just like these guys. Also, Ryan plays porn for Tiler... seriously. AI watch, the co...

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Feb. 19, 2024

Session 211: Lord, I was born a Namblin' Man Part 2

Do different types of alcohol affect you in different ways? The guys discuss if that's actually a myth and if it's not, why does it happen? Also, the trap that is bottomless mimosas which are a scourge down here in Miami and ...

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Feb. 19, 2024

Session 211: Lord, I was born a Namblin' Man Part 1

I know everyone goes through "phases" but Ryan's "red wine phase" was truly a sight to behold (and incredibly dangerous). Tiler gets into 3 lesser known science experiments that were run by legitimate organizations and 2 of t...

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Feb. 12, 2024

Session 210: Failing Upwards Part 2

On this episode, we have a nominee for "strangest way to celebrate black history month". We've got a brand new Weekly BookNook, a You've Got Mail, and some sex advice thrown in for good measure. Spectrum of Love, a weird eulo...

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Feb. 12, 2024

Session 210: Failing Upwards Part 1

On their continuing quest to end all of our negative self talk, the guys discuss their experiences with being shamed for their intelligence and feeling the need to hide it when they were younger. We also say goodbye to Toby K...

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Feb. 5, 2024

Session 209: Spiritual Enema Part 2

Does everyone have a price no matter the request? On a totally unrelated note, more poop hammock talk and plenty more panda porn talk, as well (it's exactly what it sounds like). The selfishness of murder/suicides, never send...

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Feb. 5, 2024

Session 209: Spiritual Enema Part 1

Are people more unhappy today than in years past? People, generally speaking, had to do far more back-breaking labor just to get by but they also didn't use their free time to sit around and ruminate on their problems. Also, ...

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Jan. 29, 2024

Session 208: 2 Podcasters 1 Cup - Part 2

Warning: This episode gets weird. The guys review a YouTuber who teaches guys a host of different things, namely, how to shave your butt. That conveniently leads into the discussion of "what is porn?" Oh, and Ryan refuses to ...

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Jan. 25, 2024

Session 207: *Title Redacted*

Who remembers the anarchist cookbook from the early internet? Tiler remembers a worrying amount about it. We've got even more A.I. talk and none of it is ever good news. A brand new "Ryan Menendez Observation", a very strange...

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Jan. 22, 2024

Session 206: Over-The-Counter Culture

Why do we cause problems for our future selves? The guys discuss making decisions/plans without thinking of how your future self will feel when that day arrives. Ryan proves he is going to make such a great cult leader one da...

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Jan. 18, 2024

Session 205: No Suits For You!

The guys do smelling salts again… and go too hard. Tiler almost dies. I think doing anything for the clicks will be the death of them and soon. A brand new Ryan's Vault of Sound where Ryan tries his best to not be political a...

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Jan. 15, 2024

Session 204: Funding our own Destruction

Doing their best to flex their journalism muscle, the guys turn their efforts onto the subjects that really matter... like, were minions the most evil beings that have ever lived and Ryan has some cold, hard facts to back up ...

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Jan. 4, 2024

Session 202: P Diddling

Jeffrey Epstein's flight logs being released, kind of a big deal, and there are plenty of names on there that might shock you. Plus, Ryan experienced a racism and he wants to tell you all about it. Hating the feel of raw chic...

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Jan. 1, 2024

Session 201: Social Lubrication

The guys put their health, and their ability to smell, on the line for your entertainment. Also, the guys discuss the difficulty of quitting drinking (or at least slowing down). Another round of "Did Ya' Die, a new OOF!, and ...

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Dec. 28, 2023

Session 200: Sexual Impudence

If someone says "I'm not racist but...", is whatever follows going to be incredibly racist? The guys want to give back to the fan base, the only problem is what they're giving back is nightmares as they send 3 people on "vaca...

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