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Sept. 18, 2023

Session 183: Diarrhea be damned

Ryan is scared to show everyone who he really is... maybe for good reason, but he bravely does it anyway. Tiler passionately argues against the idea of "fake it till you make it". The guys also discuss the Ashton Kutcher & Mi...

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Sept. 11, 2023

Session 182: People Pleaser

Another conversation about parenting yourself. At what point are we allowed to call these guys kooks? Living your life through anger is never a good thing and the guys discuss how to get past it. Also, being gifted a lion. Ge...

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Sept. 4, 2023

Session 181: Betty White Power

Reminiscing about the video games you grew up playing is always fun, just as long as you don't actually go back and play them again. Ryan learned the hard way that that spoils some of the magic. Also, a (gross) discussion abo...

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Aug. 28, 2023

Session 180: Eat Your Milk

The guys do their best to break down why the love language between men comes down to insulting each other. Also, A.I. has become sentient so it was nice knowing all of you and, by mere coincidence, Ryan has lost (one of) his ...

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Aug. 21, 2023

Session 179: Panic is my Muse

The guys continue their quest to discover if this podcast helps people with their mental health or makes it worse, regardless of how obvious the answer is to the rest of us. The Super Market Sweep of trauma, if you will. Also...

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Aug. 14, 2023

Session 178: God Hates Flags

An egregious mistake that all of us make at one point in our lives. Come on, admit it. You've done it. Also, what was your favorite show to watch when you skipped school and why was it Supermarket Sweep? A very strange Happy ...

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Aug. 7, 2023

KOOK ALERT: Family Trauma

The guys switch it up this week. They're out of town this week so they decided to somehow put in the least amount of work possible while still keeping us entertained and somehow, it works. On the very first edition of KOOK AL...

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July 31, 2023

Sesson 177: A Stack of Buttons

What starts out as a segment about phobias quickly devolves into a conversation about being afraid of everything. Fun fact, the US government has done some pretty messed up things through the years, all in the name of "helpin...

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July 24, 2023

Session 176: Digital Darwinism

If someone is forced to do an illegal act, are they guilty of the act? The guys get into the muddy waters of how culpable we are when forced to do something illegal, regardless of how vile. Also, another person mauled by a wi...

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July 17, 2023

Session 175: A Gangbang of Terror

The guys have a needed discussion on the writers' strike and the overall corruption plaguing all businesses. The guys give their review on their recent trip to New Orleans and I still don't really know how they felt about it ...

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July 3, 2023

Session 174: Freud Says We're Good

Either a hellhole or extensively upscale; strip clubs, there is no in-between. The guys discuss the Isreal/Pakistan conflict but decide to do it in the dumbest way possible. Also, is FOMO the opposite of grind culture? A conv...

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June 26, 2023

Session 173: Holding My Memories Hostage

Someone's living in your attic. Seriously, go check, just in case. Is your pet political? You better decide. Now. Tiler goes full kook while also arguing on behalf of quitting day drinking, while Ryan calls out a greeter for ...

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June 19, 2023

Session 172: A Rich Tapestry of Nothing

Have you ever wondered how much a human face costs on the black market? Wonder no more as the guys discuss the Harvard morgue director who sold body parts illegally. Also, the terrifying stories of people who have found someo...

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June 12, 2023

Session 171: Dic-Doc

What are you automatically insecure about and can you admit it to yourself? Conversations about heavy hitting societal issues side by side with "Have you ever had hate sex?"; where else are you getting this kind of magic? An ...

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May 29, 2023

Session 170: Relationship Diabetes

I understand that many people have intrusive thoughts but someone needs to remind the guys that you don't need to voice them every chance they get. Also, let's do some reminiscing about the automatic seatbelts from the 80's t...

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May 22, 2023

Session 169: This Show Doesn't Exist

One of them is incredibly depressed, the other is incredibly manic. Tiler wants to leave reality, while Ryan is on a mission to ruin every classic show you've ever seen with the "greatest fan theory of all time". Also, the gu...

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May 15, 2023

Session 168: Suicidal Loophole

The show is running out original ideas. What was a steep decline has turned into an outright free fall... Is anyone hiring? The guys delve into psychopathy, what makes people like that tick, and how they have experienced it i...

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May 8, 2023

Session 167: 2 Man Orchestra

The guys have a way-too-serious conversation about the strategy of peeing at the low urinal in public bathrooms. Also, nervous pee-ers. Are bullet proof vests cool? Because they look pretty bad ass. What is your strategy to d...

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May 1, 2023

Session 166: Bury Me With My Browser History

Ryan's dealing with a lot of phlegm. Tyler's detoxing. They both sound like they're dying. The guys discuss which scene in a movie led to their sexual awakening. Also, they ask the question; is sturdy a shape? A time of misin...

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April 24, 2023

Session 165: Recommending Fear

Dalai Lama... What the hell?! The guys discuss the idea that the world is losing its bastions of good and honest people. Ryan rails against the premise of texting just to text (he REALLY hates small talk). The guys continue t...

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April 17, 2023

Session 164: Dehumanizing Nazi's

Death; Is it something you ever think about or ignore the topic all together? The guys discuss the idea of considering your own mortality and thinking about how we want to die. Also, the most racist cartoons in American histo...

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April 10, 2023

Session 163: Peep This

What is the worst place you've ever been stranded? Ryan has a pretty good submission on this weeks episode. Tiler finally gets down to the bottom of whether Ryan is straight or gay, with science. There's also a very unique Sh...

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April 3, 2023

Session 162: Are We OK?

"Would drink the blood from a geese's neck like a Go-Gurt" is not something you can just say and not explain, and yet, Ryan does his best to confuse and frighten the audience. Tiler does his best to drive people away from the...

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March 27, 2023

Session 161: Finding Love in Guantanamo Bay

Is getting judged by strippers outside a strip club while you cry a good litmus test for how off the rails your life has gotten? Because Tiler is asking for a friend. Ryan just got back from vacation and he has a few words fo...

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