MINI-SESH: Bartender Confessions - Code Adam

What's the worst excuse you've ever used to get out of a responsibility? Ryan has another Bartender Confessions™, and let me just say, some people are the worst. There's plenty of controversy throughout this one. While Ryan wants to not only "make America shameful again", he also wants to completely change bar etiquette. Tiler with a tale of (gross) toothpick shenanigans. Eating raw meat, decapitations, and Ryan just can't seem to stop name-dropping. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!