Just a heads up for those of you that read this, this is a gross one, so buckle up. Tiler suffers through Ryan's stories and then gets some much-needed perspective on his anger. Ryan, on the other hand, pitches an idea for a new app, admits to a crime (I think), and then starts a verbal war with Canada. There's a game of "Can I say this?", Douche o' the Week, and Ryan is scared of birds. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!