"The Lotion Chronicles Part II - Acidick Lotion"

The guys are trying to do some good (about time) as they raffle off some merch for a good cause. Ryan continues to acknowledge his anger issues with the world. Tiler on the other hand continues to laugh at Ryan's misfortune. Lots of jerk talk in thi…

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Nov. 26, 2021

Session 95: 7th Heathen

This show vows to never body shame... except when it does. Ryan gives in to peer pressure and Tiler calls out the audience, aggressively and directly. There's another Happy Death Day™ (I can't believe it's been 15 years already) and we finally, FINALLY, get to say goodbye* to the Flesh-Light saga. …

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"That time Ryan died"

The guys are widely known sissies and on this one, they tell us about the time they decided to do something adventurous and quickly learned from that mistake. For whatever reason, the guys side-swipe the entire Menendez Family, one by one. Wild accusations, a shattered spine,…

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The guys are divided on whether it's ok to move on to the next track before a song ends completely. Ryan reads scripture... again. Tiler attempts to have a nuanced discussion about the Travis Scott situation, and the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, amongst other topics. "Shameful Admissions" is back, Weekl…

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"The Lotion Chronicles Part I"

It's the story of what might be the worst heist in history. There are plenty of opportunities to laugh at someone else's misfortune in this one. Ryan, a reformed cheater, speaks on his past behavior and the consequences of those actions (honestly, it all sounds ridic…

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"That time Tiler fell in love with a prostitute"

The guys pregame for this one by promoting a completely different podcast. For this Mini-Sesh the guys discuss the time that a 17-year-old Tiler got white-girl-wasted in the Dominican Republic and was led astray by a prostitute. The guys continue to…

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I believe Ryan words it perfectly when he says this show is the "side chick" of podcasts. In this week's episode, the guys speak on the downfalls of convenience (it'll probably be the downfall of us all). Also, is there such a thing as a good cult? Tiler takes out wealthy people with another Douche…

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Join the guys on another Mini-Sesh as they tell you all about the time the Menendez Family barely avoided getting eaten by bats and their stoic/heroic demeanor throughout such a crisis. (/s obviously)


The guys drop their traveling bona fides and it's as awful as you assume. I don't even think the…

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Ryan can't stop telling random men he loves them. Tiler seems to be centering all his segments around complaining as he comes off the top rope with another "White-Boy-Rant". Unfortunately, the Fleshlight Saga™ continues (check out the pregame) and Ryan continues his systematic verbal attacks on dif…

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Welcome to Miami where Ryan promotes vehicular manslaughter, and Tiler gives you even worse advice than that (seriously) with another Be-Like-Me. Someone, once again, rises up to challenge Ryan's handicap, while Tiler teaches you to breathe (sort of). Another Douche o' the Week, Happy Death Day, an…

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Sept. 3, 2021

Tiler here.

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Today we talk about the litmus test for manual strangulation- the Hyoid Bone. A trustworthy ally or just a big ol' snitch?


You decide.


Welcome to the first round of Don't Kill but When You Do.

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Grandpa's... don't you hate em? It's been scientifically proven that grandma's certainly do.
That's where we come in. While you are busy enriching your life getting more face tattoo's, or whatever, we take the ol' gal to cut a rug.
You soak in the jacuzzi, while we do the Watusi, with Abuela Baila…

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Are you interested in trying something naughty? Perhaps playing with your... bum.


Tune in and be highly disturbed on what passes for entertainment these days. Kids, am I right? This guy gets it.


Thanks, once again, to @hernameisrae. (if that is her real name)

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Don't get stuck in between a rock and a you're not hard at her place. INSTARECTION. The only prescription E.D. medication that you can discretely pick up at the sprinkler section of your local Home Depot. (Home Depot asked that they not be mentioned by name, so keep that to yourself). INSTARECTION.…

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Do you like criminals roaming the streets of your neighborhood? Listen to this or we will.


When a chef is found dead in a hipster burger joint, will his family receive justice?
Who cares.


We dig into this victim's life and ask vaguely insulting questions to his loved ones.


You will never g…

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As if going outside wasn't terrifying enough already, now we've learned that there are animals out there with superpowers! We need to find these otherworldly beings and eliminate them before it's too late.

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You see thousands of logos a day, but do you know what they are actually saying to your skeezy, prehistoric reptile mind? They market to all the things you lack.


That's why beer promotes fun, sports cars promote sex, and Sprite keeps making commercials about how my parents getting a divorce is al…

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PAY ATTENTION! The world is in dire circumstances and you're effing about. Do you know what you need? Me neither, but I DO know watching this video will not directly thwart those plans.


Picture this: two brother living peaceful lives, but the secret that hides underneath threatens to wreck more t…

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A thought provoking news item concerning a Vietnamese condom-laundering-ring (you heard me), the guys stumbled upon a question as old as time:


Would you rather someone Spill the Beans on you, or Give up the Goods?


Tiler, believe it or not, has a solution. Get your ass on in here. We are THOSEGU…

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Oct. 27, 2020

The Guys Pay It Forward.

In the early days of the Menendez Mansion, Ryan was less than kind when given the opportunity to befriend a neighborhood kid. Intent on amending his actions, we were there to capture "The Guys Pay It Forward"

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It is said that if one merely glances at this video, their medulla oblongata will liquefy and run down their pant suit. But, look at you... You've never been one to accept good advice. Why start now?

If you are ready to unlock your chi, open up your sacral chakra, and all that other fake crap, the…

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3 stories. One good. One bad. One interesting (hopefully). Now sit down, shut up, and let us fill your mind with useless information.

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