You see thousands of logos a day, but do you know what they are actually saying to your skeezy, prehistoric reptile mind? They market to all the things you lack.
That's why beer promotes fun, sports cars promote sex, and Sprite keeps making commercials about how my parents getting a divorce is all my fault. I've acknowledged it, Sprite. I honestly don't know what else you want.
You've broken me.
Enjoy the video, my Haitians.
