Ya know what the problem with the youths of today? Too much unity. This guy knows what I'm talking about. It's time that we drop our pitiful, flaccid olive branches and pick up our pitchforks and torches as God intended.
I know that you are with me when I say that I am willing to slap my own mother in the face (and yours too), if that means that I can define myself through manipulated facts, opinions, and ideas that weren't even mine in the first place.
Because I'm a red blooded American.
So, open up and receive- Pick-A-sidE.
