Spill the Beans/Give up the Goods- You hafta choose or we'll tell your mom

A thought provoking news item concerning a Vietnamese condom-laundering-ring (you heard me), the guys stumbled upon a question as old as time:

Would you rather someone Spill the Beans on you, or Give up the Goods?

Tiler, believe it or not, has a solution. Get your ass on in here. We are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!