May 29, 2023
Session 170: Relationship Diabetes
I understand that many people have intrusive thoughts but someone needs to remind the guys that you don't need to voice them every chance they get. Also, let's do some reminiscing about the automatic seatbelts from the 80's t...
May 22, 2023
Session 169: This Show Doesn't Exist
One of them is incredibly depressed, the other is incredibly manic. Tiler wants to leave reality, while Ryan is on a mission to ruin every classic show you've ever seen with the "greatest fan theory of all time". Also, the gu...
May 15, 2023
Session 168: Suicidal Loophole
The show is running out original ideas. What was a steep decline has turned into an outright free fall... Is anyone hiring? The guys delve into psychopathy, what makes people like that tick, and how they have experienced it i...
May 8, 2023
Session 167: 2 Man Orchestra
The guys have a way-too-serious conversation about the strategy of peeing at the low urinal in public bathrooms. Also, nervous pee-ers. Are bullet proof vests cool? Because they look pretty bad ass. What is your strategy to d...
May 1, 2023
Session 166: Bury Me With My Browser History
Ryan's dealing with a lot of phlegm. Tyler's detoxing. They both sound like they're dying. The guys discuss which scene in a movie led to their sexual awakening. Also, they ask the question; is sturdy a shape? A time of misin...
April 24, 2023
Session 165: Recommending Fear
Dalai Lama... What the hell?! The guys discuss the idea that the world is losing its bastions of good and honest people. Ryan rails against the premise of texting just to text (he REALLY hates small talk). The guys continue t...
April 17, 2023
Session 164: Dehumanizing Nazi's
Death; Is it something you ever think about or ignore the topic all together? The guys discuss the idea of considering your own mortality and thinking about how we want to die. Also, the most racist cartoons in American histo...
April 10, 2023
Session 163: Peep This
What is the worst place you've ever been stranded? Ryan has a pretty good submission on this weeks episode. Tiler finally gets down to the bottom of whether Ryan is straight or gay, with science. There's also a very unique Sh...
April 3, 2023
Session 162: Are We OK?
"Would drink the blood from a geese's neck like a Go-Gurt" is not something you can just say and not explain, and yet, Ryan does his best to confuse and frighten the audience. Tiler does his best to drive people away from the...
March 27, 2023
Session 161: Finding Love in Guantanamo Bay
Is getting judged by strippers outside a strip club while you cry a good litmus test for how off the rails your life has gotten? Because Tiler is asking for a friend. Ryan just got back from vacation and he has a few words fo...
March 13, 2023
Session 160: Wishing For Scars
The episode seems to be centered around laughing at our siblings pain. Ryan openly wants to embrace change. Tiler has another G.B.I. for everyone and #freethenipple takes another step forward on its victory tour. Also, the gu...
March 6, 2023
Session 159: Fanaddict
Ryan is on a mission to upgrade the way we insult each other. Tiler welcomes* Italy into the Menendez Family as he reads off 3 interestings facts about the country. The guys discuss not only addiciton but the way we can get a...
Feb. 27, 2023
A Viscous Cycle
The guys discuss the acknowledgement of aging and discussing death with your parents. Ryan makes a vow to be a little less "grammar nazi", Tiler discusses his drinking and the issues it causes him with his mental health. Also...
Feb. 20, 2023
Session 157: 4th World Country
The guys get into a "What is the best condiment" conversation with far more passion and seriousness than a subject like this normally dictates. Assuming the statute of limitations has passed, Ryan makes fun of old-timey names...
Feb. 13, 2023
Session 156: Build_A-Bitch
How long do you think you would last if you were being hunted for sport? The guys discuss which of them would last longer. Also, are you afraid to express positive emotions? They get into what comes out of them when they get ...
Feb. 6, 2023
Session 155: Fetished Out
The guys discuss the highs and lows of chasing highs. Ryan does his best to diagnose Tiler (and others) as well as continuing his lifelong fight against the menace that is technology. Tiler embraces ChatGPT, much to Ryan's di...
Jan. 30, 2023
Session 154: Emotional Support Puns
The guys have found their nearest enemy; the American mail system. Let's not forget what might be the weakest flex of all time. Oh, and squished ducklings... that's right, squished ducklings. The guys also discuss their battl...
Jan. 23, 2023
Session 153: Immaturity is wasted on the young
Red flags everywhere on this one. Ryan realizes in the moment that a friendship he had as a youth may have been inappropriate. Tiler advocates the beating up of our children. Yep, this is a weird one. Ryan has a brand new, an...
Jan. 16, 2023
Session 152: Too Old to Die Young
The guys go over the body's reaction to getting pulled over by the police, the adrenaline, and the imagining of all the things you've never done but might be guilty for anyway. It nust be opposite day on the podcast this week...
Jan. 9, 2023
Session 151: Kangaroo Jack City
The guys discuss watching your parents age and how much it can affect each of us. Also, the only "celebrity" Ryan keeps running into. Tiler does his best to talk Ryan into a fanny pack, to no avail (they're making a come back...
Jan. 2, 2023
Session 150: Didgeridon't
Do you like a good zoo visit? For some reason, the guys get into what the worst case scenario could be. Tiler continues his mission to try and save Ryan from himself (he fails), while Ryan witnesses "the most American thing e...
Dec. 26, 2022
Session 149: The Race to the Bottom
Land mines all over this one. Tiler makes a freudian slip so egregious, I think we can just call it accidental racism, and there's the one universal rule that the guys seemingly want to test the limits of; you never go full H...
Dec. 19, 2022
Session 148: Use Me 'til You Ooze Me
The guys go in depth into the nuance of men's locker rooms and the psychology of that one old guy who always gets (and stays) naked. Question: How do you handle intrusive thoughts because the guys give their strategies and th...
Dec. 12, 2022
Session 147: Lip Daps
The guys continue their quest to figure out which words are canceled by using each one and seeing if there's any fallout. Tiler is on the verge of a panic attack and Ryan argues on behalf of doing things for others.... to get...