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In this episode, the guys give you their 3-steps-to-success. 1.)Procrastinate. 2.)Wait too long until you're too embarrassed to ask for help. 3.)Do everything yourself. Also, Ryan is here to prove to you that he's better than...
The guys do their best to under-promise and under-deliver on this one, with the added benefit of begging for your reviews and subscribes the whole way through (it's kinda sad). What to you is better than sex and who the hell ...
Is there anyone else worse than text-message-tough-guy? By the way, Ryan lectures you in this one. Also, GUYFF-HACKS!!! Ryan finally gets to the bottom of pregnant Asian women (it'll make sense in context). The guys get cance...
A question for our time; Would you rather fail while doing something positive or succeed while doing something destructive? Also, how many references from another podcast are too many before it starts to sound like they're ju...
In this twisted episode, Ryan longs for the glory days of serial killers, while Tyler keeps his options a little too wide open. Ryan gives Tyler his first-ever compliment, albeit, begrudgingly and Tyler regales us with the ha...
This week we hear from the "Ted Bundy of relationships", as the guys dissect the psychology of cheaters. Ryan's 20-minute stint in a strip club, revisited (please don't hesitate to laugh at his discomfort), and Tyler threaten...
Welcome to the family, Germany, whether you like it or not. Cliffhangers and penises… so many penises. On that note, do you think a fail-safe ruins auto-erotic asphyxiation? Asking for a friend. Penis confetti and penis-gummi...
Is it fair to say that all guys think they're good at sex? Ryan makes a case as to why we as men have been fooling ourselves with his new segment, "Don't Bang but When You Do". Have public storage businesses become the new sc...
The guys talk about your depression, so, good luck with that. Tyler's Depression Index™ is all about change and unsolicited advice. The word "spiritual" is thrown around a couple of times - you've been warned. Starbucks makes...
The guys are moving out of the Menendez Mansion and they're taking their anger with them. Would you consider Ted Bundy the "king" of serial killers? Follow-up; is it a (huge) red flag when someone says the phrase "king of ser...
There's a lot to unpack in this one. A million questions and not enough time to answer them all. Armie Hammer - Cannibal? Regardless, there's talk of weiner eating (again). Were Ben Stiller’s characters from Happy Gilmore, He...
Do you remember your first kiss? How did you approach it? I'm sure it wasn't as awkward as these guys stories. We have some backward songs, confusing stories, and the question: "Would you prefer the IRS or the FBI showing up ...
Let me get this out of the way first, Ryan addresses your children throughout the episode and it's weird. Fun story of the week as the guys discuss the time Mama Menendez threw up in a bag. Lot's of cannibalism talk, kuru (of...
We've got a themed episode for you this week, as the guys dabble in Sci-fi, and Ryan tries to impress you with all of his newly found knowledge on the subject. Ryan goes so far as to claim himself king of the nerds and tries ...
As if they weren't scummy enough, the guys decide to get into the betting game this week. By the way, weird segue, has John Stamos aged like a fine wine? (The only answer is yes) A PSA for your ASS in coming in hot and Tyler ...
The guys dip their toes in all sorts of topics this week. Ryan is going to teach you how to make the perfect english-muffin pizza, Tyler on the other hand is going to take you on a trip to Nigeria and give you some bad news. ...
Do you believe the universe is trying to communicate with you? Maybe it's using our show as a conduit? Whatever your beliefs, the guys are going to try to unravel the mysteries of the universe (and fail miserably, obviously),...
Let's face it, narcissism is running rampant these days. It's time to sweat out some impurities and, while you're busy doing that, Ryan is going to fill you in on his new campaign while Tyler has some "good news" for everyone...
Ryan basically promotes a completely different podcast to get this session going. This is a true-crime filled episode. Ryan calls out a particular true-crime podcast and debuts his own; Hateline N.B.D. Although, Tyler has a "...
Is it fair to say that technology has rotted people from the inside out? Ryan, breaks out his limited** Sean Connery impression. Tyler on the other hand argues against donating organs while simultaneously increasing his feud ...
The unofficial theme of this episode is "perspective", although, I'm starting to think that not all of it is good. Ryan tries to sell out the first chance he gets and connects with his "deep Indian roots" while Tyler asks Rya...
Ryan says James McAvoy is a bad actor. Has anyone ever been more wrong, ever? Tyler on the other hand delivers "good" news in a depressing Good, Bad, and the Interesting. Ryan reaches out to his many fans and gives a very spe...
A lot of bathroom talk on this one. Sorry. The guys discuss Paris Hilton (only 10 years too late and whether they’ve been pepper-sprayed. Tyler wants to to be the arbiter of crazy and Ryan has some old-timey headlines that yo...
Tyler is given the gift of awareness by Passive Aggressive Anthony and then immediately lashes out at him. Ryan on the other hand gets into #MeTooAsWell and asks the real questions like "why aren't men allowed to be cold?" Of...