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Is it fair to say that technology has rotted people from the inside out? Ryan, breaks out his limited** Sean Connery impression. Tyler on the other hand argues against donating organs while simultaneously increasing his feud ...
The unofficial theme of this episode is "perspective", although, I'm starting to think that not all of it is good. Ryan tries to sell out the first chance he gets and connects with his "deep Indian roots" while Tyler asks Rya...
Ryan says James McAvoy is a bad actor. Has anyone ever been more wrong, ever? Tyler on the other hand delivers "good" news in a depressing Good, Bad, and the Interesting. Ryan reaches out to his many fans and gives a very spe...
A lot of bathroom talk on this one. Sorry. The guys discuss Paris Hilton (only 10 years too late and whether they’ve been pepper-sprayed. Tyler wants to to be the arbiter of crazy and Ryan has some old-timey headlines that yo...
Tyler is given the gift of awareness by Passive Aggressive Anthony and then immediately lashes out at him. Ryan on the other hand gets into #MeTooAsWell and asks the real questions like "why aren't men allowed to be cold?" Of...
Would you prefer someone spill the beans or give up the goods? Is Colin Cowherd sports Bill Maher? Have you ever been plated? Plenty of questions and no real answers on this weeks episode. Tyler gives you even more reasons to...
If you don't hate the word "Shmoopie", you will after this episode. The guys discuss the worst names to give your partner. Hitler? Tyler hates turtles, Ryan raises money for animal cruelty and becomes a Lord (I don't know if ...
Shorter than normal episode this week. The guys discuss the psychological traits of some of history's most famous minds (Einstein was a dick), Tyler tries to start a conspiracy while Ryan begins a war on nuance. Also, cereal/...
Would you spend a day with someone you hate to get an up close look at Pat Sajak’s skin? Do you think you can size someone up by the type of drink they like? Is Hillary Clinton's best trait her ankles? The guys answer these h...
Tyler has a brand new "Be Like Me" and gives out advice* to his fans and does his best to act cool. It fails spectacularly. Ryan claims Splish Splash is a workout banger... do with that what you will. Thankfully, he also give...
The guys start off the show by discussing their most fearful moments and Tyler accuses Ryan of being selfish for almost dying. Ron Jeremy is a piece of garbage, apparently. Who knew? Also, are the guys the Jabba the Hutt of e...
Ryan starts the show by "fixing" Spanish, then discuss losing Chadwick Boseman. Also, remember those clowns that terrorized that town? What the hell was that about? You'll notice Tyler has trouble getting around Ryan's impene...
Douche or no douche: Referring to him as “Charlie” Manson. The guys are in full form this week as they somehow fail forwards. Tyler doesn’t have a hope of ever winning a game of Peril. Ryan on the other hand shoots himself in...
The guys show their philanthropic side, giving away trips to *lucky* fans, as long as they're willing to be put to work. I've also got some bad news for almost all pizza fans out there, Ryan has decreed that all pizza hencefo...
Tyler calls you and your penis out. Ryan on the other hand wants everyone to see how modest he is, whether you want to or not. He also gives everyone some tips on how to manipulate other people. Later in the show, Tyler gets ...
This week, the guys give you plenty of reasons to hate them. Tyler complains about memorials while Ryan stakes his claim as the Al Gore of self-help. Plus, we've got an ape that ate a woman's face, investigative journalism th...
The guys are back after a full week off, you would think the show would be better the extra time to prepare. Ryan starts the show by expressing he's worried that his son has started scamming him (he is) and Tyler loses his mi...
To start the show, Ryan gives you 3 "tips" for life that you can"t argue against but you'll still wonder how he arrived there nevertheless. Tyler gets aggressive with his new segment, "Word-ured", and tries to insult Ryan. Pa...
On this weeks episode... everybody poops. The guys discuss their upcoming (partial) maternity leave, Ryan engages with the fans and Tyler gets really excited about death threats. "Peril, "Good, Bad, and the Interesting" and t...
It's the quarter quell, conspiracy edition. Tyler is loud wrong, early, then goes on a love rant of FDR. Ryan lashes out, constantly, and the guys discuss conspiracy theories... kinda... They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!
This week, the guys break down the science behind what makes a word funny, hopefully they took something away from that. Apparently, there's a feces epidemic in san francisco and the guys happily do a deep dive into it. Also,...
On this episode, Ryan tries to talk Tyler into God... again. Ryan also milks his "disability" for everything its worth and Tyler is forced to battle Ryan as he battles him at every turn. Plus, "Guyfe Hacks", weaponized positi...
The guys start the show by dipping their toes in what seems to me like misogyny. Ryan discusses relationship deal breakers and Tyler proposes a contest in which the audience gets to decide which of them dies... count me in. T...
On this weeks episode, Ryan asks the questions every parent should have an answer to, like, what is the right age to introduce your kids to "true crime"? Tyler on the other hand has a brand new W.T.F. that we can all relate t...