Hours of Mediocre Content. All Right Here at Your Stubby Little Fingertips.

March 13, 2023

Session 160: Wishing For Scars

The episode seems to be centered around laughing at our siblings pain. Ryan openly wants to embrace change. Tiler has another G.B.I. for everyone and #freethenipple takes another step forward on its victory tour. Also, the gu...

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March 6, 2023

Session 159: Fanaddict

Ryan is on a mission to upgrade the way we insult each other. Tiler welcomes* Italy into the Menendez Family as he reads off 3 interestings facts about the country. The guys discuss not only addiciton but the way we can get a...

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Feb. 20, 2023

Session 157: 4th World Country

The guys get into a "What is the best condiment" conversation with far more passion and seriousness than a subject like this normally dictates. Assuming the statute of limitations has passed, Ryan makes fun of old-timey names...

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Feb. 13, 2023

Session 156: Build_A-Bitch

How long do you think you would last if you were being hunted for sport? The guys discuss which of them would last longer. Also, are you afraid to express positive emotions? They get into what comes out of them when they get ...

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Feb. 6, 2023

Session 155: Fetished Out

The guys discuss the highs and lows of chasing highs. Ryan does his best to diagnose Tiler (and others) as well as continuing his lifelong fight against the menace that is technology. Tiler embraces ChatGPT, much to Ryan's di...

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Jan. 30, 2023

Session 154: Emotional Support Puns

The guys have found their nearest enemy; the American mail system. Let's not forget what might be the weakest flex of all time. Oh, and squished ducklings... that's right, squished ducklings. The guys also discuss their battl...

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Jan. 23, 2023

Session 153: Immaturity is wasted on the young

Red flags everywhere on this one. Ryan realizes in the moment that a friendship he had as a youth may have been inappropriate. Tiler advocates the beating up of our children. Yep, this is a weird one. Ryan has a brand new, an...

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Jan. 16, 2023

Session 152: Too Old to Die Young

The guys go over the body's reaction to getting pulled over by the police, the adrenaline, and the imagining of all the things you've never done but might be guilty for anyway. It nust be opposite day on the podcast this week...

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Jan. 9, 2023

Session 151: Kangaroo Jack City

The guys discuss watching your parents age and how much it can affect each of us. Also, the only "celebrity" Ryan keeps running into. Tiler does his best to talk Ryan into a fanny pack, to no avail (they're making a come back...

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Jan. 2, 2023

Session 150: Didgeridon't

Do you like a good zoo visit? For some reason, the guys get into what the worst case scenario could be. Tiler continues his mission to try and save Ryan from himself (he fails), while Ryan witnesses "the most American thing e...

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Dec. 26, 2022

Session 149: The Race to the Bottom

Land mines all over this one. Tiler makes a freudian slip so egregious, I think we can just call it accidental racism, and there's the one universal rule that the guys seemingly want to test the limits of; you never go full H...

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Dec. 19, 2022

Session 148: Use Me 'til You Ooze Me

The guys go in depth into the nuance of men's locker rooms and the psychology of that one old guy who always gets (and stays) naked. Question: How do you handle intrusive thoughts because the guys give their strategies and th...

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Dec. 12, 2022

Session 147: Lip Daps

The guys continue their quest to figure out which words are canceled by using each one and seeing if there's any fallout. Tiler is on the verge of a panic attack and Ryan argues on behalf of doing things for others.... to get...

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Dec. 5, 2022

Session 146: Throwing your own funeral

The guys discuss the horrible feeling of an unrequited fist bump. Is there anything more embarrassing? Tiler has another Good, Bad, and the Interesting where he reminds everyone that there are still good, honest people out th...

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Nov. 28, 2022

Session 145: The Kenny G-Spot

What ever happened To Catch a Predator? Ryan wants to bring it back, plus, he's worried about Chris Hansen. Tiler gets a little too comfortable with his self-perceived "power" and decides if certain phobias are legitimate or ...

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Nov. 21, 2022

Session 144: Somebody call somebody

I think the guys find an unhealthy balance between discussing serious topics and making jokes. They get into State vs Federal law, the legality of weed, and Elon Musk's self-implosion. But then you have Ryan arguing on behalf...

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Nov. 14, 2022

Session 143: Social Lubrication

The guys continue to discuss Ryan's "embarrassment" when it comes to doing good things for people. Tiler does his best to get to the heart of why people are ok rationalizing their immoral behavior (we all do it). Does being a...

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Nov. 7, 2022

Session 142: Always rehearse before you call 911

The guys try out "taking responsibility" and fail miserably. Oh, and let's not forget the virtue signaling throughout. Ryan attacks Josef Mengele, and that's hinestly the nicest thing I can say about him. Tiler is scared to s...

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Oct. 31, 2022

Session 141: Warren Peace

Ryan does his best in this episode to explain why he isn't like other cult leaders. Tiler leads us down a road of reminding us just how violent the game of American Football was. Ryan tells the world the appropriate way to ea...

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Oct. 24, 2022

Session 140: Metaphorical Heehaw

I honestly don't know what this episode is. Many multiple "Shameful Admissions", WAY too much bestiality talk, and the guys may have found a loophole to justify home invasions. You've been warned. Ryan openly worries that the...

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Oct. 17, 2022

Session 139: Hopped up off Goofballs

This episode is full of the guys' opinions on a wealth of different topics. Do you want a screaming orgasmic food review? We've got it. Do you want a tepid Rain Forest Cafe review? No problem. Are you looking for a review of ...

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Oct. 10, 2022

Session 138: Bonding through racism

There is way too much ego in this episode. Ryan argues on behalf of everyone needing an emotional tailspin in their lives every once in a while. Also, offensive crayons. Tiler welcomes Sweden into the Menendez family with ano...

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Oct. 3, 2022

Session 137: Death Perception

Stand back, the guys are launching boulders from their glass houses. Ryan rails against the racket that is the towing industry and Tiler attacks pretty much everyone and anyone who goes to a gym. Also, are morals canceled? Cr...

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Sept. 26, 2022

Session 136: Gouge our eyes out

The guys discuss the prevalence of porn in our society and the damage it might cause. They get into what's happening in Iran, the murder of Mahsa Amini, and the subsequent protests. Also, the discussion of sports enabling the...

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