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Oct. 24, 2022

Session 140: Metaphorical Heehaw

I honestly don't know what this episode is. Many multiple "Shameful Admissions", WAY too much bestiality talk, and the guys may have found a loophole to justify home invasions. You've been warned. Ryan openly worries that the...

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Oct. 17, 2022

Session 139: Hopped up off Goofballs

This episode is full of the guys' opinions on a wealth of different topics. Do you want a screaming orgasmic food review? We've got it. Do you want a tepid Rain Forest Cafe review? No problem. Are you looking for a review of ...

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Oct. 10, 2022

Session 138: Bonding through racism

There is way too much ego in this episode. Ryan argues on behalf of everyone needing an emotional tailspin in their lives every once in a while. Also, offensive crayons. Tiler welcomes Sweden into the Menendez family with ano...

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Oct. 3, 2022

Session 137: Death Perception

Stand back, the guys are launching boulders from their glass houses. Ryan rails against the racket that is the towing industry and Tiler attacks pretty much everyone and anyone who goes to a gym. Also, are morals canceled? Cr...

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Sept. 26, 2022

Session 136: Gouge our eyes out

The guys discuss the prevalence of porn in our society and the damage it might cause. They get into what's happening in Iran, the murder of Mahsa Amini, and the subsequent protests. Also, the discussion of sports enabling the...

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Sept. 19, 2022

Session 135: Let's shuzh it up

All men pee their pants and the guys are here to talk about it. Also, the individual books that changed each of our lives. On that note, Ryan has a brand new Weekly BookNook for you, and Tiler brings his segment and "totally ...

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Sept. 12, 2022

Session 134: Kilts & Guilts

How well do you remember pop culture from your youth? Ryan tests everyone to find out whether or not you're afflicted with the Mandala effect. Tiler continues to make fun of, and belittle Ryan's handicap. The guys discuss the...

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Sept. 5, 2022

Session 133: The Leany Weenie

Do you judge the younger generations for their tastes? Because there's a lot of judgment in this episode. The guys go after everyone; Disney people, Switzerland, Lord of the Rings, even jnco jeans. I'm sure there's a lesson a...

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Aug. 29, 2022

Session 132: A text message in a bottle

Remember kids, heroin is no one's friend. Also, cannibalism... again. Tiler's identity is actively stolen during this episode and it's a lot of fun. Ryan wants a eulogy but while he's alive; why waste all those compliments on...

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Aug. 25, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Tiler was Roofied"

Ryan leans into a bit of villainy on this one and seems to be one bad day away from admitting to a crime. Tiler breaks down a traumatic experience from his past... and on a totally separate note; what's the most awkward kiss ...

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Aug. 22, 2022

Session 131: Always/All Ways

This episode is a mishmash of ridiculousness. What are you looking for? Early 2000's movie quotes? We got 'em here. How about an argument that therapy is actually a trap? Oh yea. What about avoiding responsibilities, the pain...

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Aug. 18, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Got Into a Fight

Have you ever been in a fight? Do you avoid getting punched in the face at any cost? Does violence solve everything? The guys discuss to find out. Also, summer camp hierarchies, and why does everyone hate tennis camp? Emptyin...

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Aug. 15, 2022

Session 130: Bad Together

The guys bounce from one interesting topic to the next and there's a little bit of everything in this one; from Alex Jones and the associated schadenfreude, to (arguably) the most famous masturbator in history. Ryan gives som...

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Aug. 11, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Felt Like a Human... Again

Another positive story (let's call it a silver lining); another time when Ryan felt like a normal human while interacting with his own species. Admittedly, there's a mental walk down negative memory lane while, simultaneously...

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Aug. 4, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Felt Like a Human"

Connecting with others can be such a foreign concept to the guys, to the point that one of the few times it happened, they've now made an entire mini-sesh episode out of it. As Tiler continues to question the purpose of this ...

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Aug. 1, 2022

Session 129: Selfishly Empathetic

Is this the age of shamelessness? The guys do some emotional heavy lifting this week and show off their NPC energy. Also, how good are you at inconveniencing others? We have a return of a few different segments this week, inc...

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July 28, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Puberty Almost Killed a Menendez"

People (especially men) do some really dumb things when trying to impress the opposite sex. This week's show is all about how you shouldn't give in to those urges (and why you should never land butt first). The guys discuss b...

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July 25, 2022

Session 128: 4 Loko Motion

What is the difference between discipline and addiction? The guys do their best to discern where the line is. Ryan talks about his compulsions and OCD tendencies. Tiler speaks on his trouble with vulnerability. Don't worry, t...

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July 21, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Ryan Bullied Tiler"

Tiler tells us all about the bullying he suffered at the hands of the older 2 Menendez brothers when he was young. Ryan lets us into his head, if only slightly, and shares his dreams, his insecurities, and takes time to rail ...

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July 18, 2022

Session 127: Awkwaman

The guys accidentally stumble into a comedian gang war. As they actively ripoff Dane Cook, Tiler recounts his stand-up experience and Ryan forgets his lines. For some reason, the guys have no problem betraying confidences and...

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July 11, 2022

Session 126: A Reptile Dysfunction

Does anyone remember the fever dream that was the food truck era? Whatever happened to them? The guys discuss traits in others that would immediately make you not want to fight them, and are people with neck tattoos living in...

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July 11, 2022

Session 126: A Reptile Dysfunction

Does anyone remember the fever dream that was the food truck era? Whatever happened to them? The guys discuss traits in others that would immediately make you not want to fight them, and are people with neck tattoos living in...

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July 7, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That time Ryan was unfaithful again, again...again"

Another tale from Ryan's cheating past that he offers up for us all to laugh at (and hopefully learn from). What is a 40-year-old product of his environment supposed to do? Gratuitous admissions, that's what. The guys call ou...

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July 4, 2022

Session 125: Roe v Wade v Swim

Projection galore on this one, enough for everyone. Ryan shows off how bad he is at marketing and Tiler doesn't understand foreign relations (at all). The neighborhood show saga continues and more new rules with a brand new H...

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