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Jan. 30, 2023

Session 154: Emotional Support Puns

The guys have found their nearest enemy; the American mail system. Let's not forget what might be the weakest flex of all time. Oh, and squished ducklings... that's right, squished ducklings. The guys also discuss their battle (and success) with body dysmorphia. Learning body language to better manipulate people, Ryan's…

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Jan. 23, 2023

Session 153: Immaturity is wasted on the young

Red flags everywhere on this one. Ryan realizes in the moment that a friendship he had as a youth may have been inappropriate. Tiler advocates the beating up of our children. Yep, this is a weird one. Ryan has a brand new, and strange, Bartender Confessions. There's also abortion tourism,…

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Jan. 16, 2023

Session 152: Too Old to Die Young

The guys go over the body's reaction to getting pulled over by the police, the adrenaline, and the imagining of all the things you've never done but might be guilty for anyway. It nust be opposite day on the podcast this week as the guys debate positive stereotypes, body shaming…

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Jan. 9, 2023

Session 151: Kangaroo Jack City

The guys discuss watching your parents age and how much it can affect each of us. Also, the only "celebrity" Ryan keeps running into. Tiler does his best to talk Ryan into a fanny pack, to no avail (they're making a come back). Plus, the debts we accrue early in…

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Jan. 2, 2023

Session 150: Didgeridon't

Do you like a good zoo visit? For some reason, the guys get into what the worst case scenario could be. Tiler continues his mission to try and save Ryan from himself (he fails), while Ryan witnesses "the most American thing ever", you decide. And finally, sports, with WC and…

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Dec. 26, 2022

Session 149: The Race to the Bottom

Land mines all over this one. Tiler makes a freudian slip so egregious, I think we can just call it accidental racism, and there's the one universal rule that the guys seemingly want to test the limits of; you never go full Hitler. As Ryan tells the story of the…

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Dec. 19, 2022

Session 148: Use Me 'til You Ooze Me

The guys go in depth into the nuance of men's locker rooms and the psychology of that one old guy who always gets (and stays) naked. Question: How do you handle intrusive thoughts because the guys give their strategies and they seem a bit unhealthy. Ryan attempts to get the…

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Dec. 12, 2022

Session 147: Lip Daps

The guys continue their quest to figure out which words are canceled by using each one and seeing if there's any fallout. Tiler is on the verge of a panic attack and Ryan argues on behalf of doing things for others.... to get stuff out of it. The guys try…

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Dec. 5, 2022

Session 146: Throwing Your Own Funeral

The guys discuss the horrible feeling of an unrequited fist bump. Is there anything more embarrassing? Tiler has another Good, Bad, and the Interesting where he reminds everyone that there are still good, honest people out there. Ryan gives BIG props to Venezuelan food but then pines for a time…

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Nov. 28, 2022

Session 145: The Kenny G-Spot

What ever happened To Catch a Predator? Ryan wants to bring it back, plus, he's worried about Chris Hansen. Tiler gets a little too comfortable with his self-perceived "power" and decides if certain phobias are legitimate or not with another Phobia; Shmobia. A little extra content as the guys call…

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Nov. 21, 2022

Session 144: Somebody Call Somebody

I think the guys find an unhealthy balance between discussing serious topics and making jokes. They get into State vs Federal law, the legality of weed, and Elon Musk's self-implosion. But then you have Ryan arguing on behalf of the best way to go through a self-checkout line and Ryan…

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Nov. 14, 2022

Session 143: Social Lubrication

The guys continue to discuss Ryan's "embarrassment" when it comes to doing good things for people. Tiler does his best to get to the heart of why people are ok rationalizing their immoral behavior (we all do it). Does being a contrarian inherently come with a negative connotation? Another Happy…

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Nov. 7, 2022

Session 142: Always rehearse before you call 911

The guys try out "taking responsibility" and fail miserably. Oh, and let's not forget the virtue signaling throughout. Ryan attacks Josef Mengele, and that's hinestly the nicest thing I can say about him. Tiler is scared to say who he used to look like and still has no idea how…

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Oct. 31, 2022

Session 141: Warren Peace

Ryan does his best in this episode to explain why he isn't like other cult leaders. Tiler leads us down a road of reminding us just how violent the game of American Football was. Ryan tells the world the appropriate way to eat a hard-boiled egg and Tiler tries to…

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Oct. 24, 2022

Session 140: Metaphorical Heehaw

I honestly don't know what this episode is. Many multiple "Shameful Admissions", WAY too much bestiality talk, and the guys may have found a loophole to justify home invasions. You've been warned. Ryan openly worries that the show is too self-involved (uh...yea), and Tiler schools Ryan on Harry Potter lore.…

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Oct. 17, 2022

Session 139: Hopped up on Goofballs

This episode is full of the guys' opinions on a wealth of different topics. Do you want a screaming orgasmic food review? We've got it. Do you want a tepid Rain Forest Cafe review? No problem. Are you looking for a review of the top 5 grossing video games in…

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Oct. 10, 2022

Session 138: Bonding through Racism

There is way too much ego in this episode. Ryan argues on behalf of everyone needing an emotional tailspin in their lives every once in a while. Also, offensive crayons. Tiler welcomes Sweden into the Menendez family with another International Hello. More Disney and their old (racist) movies talk too.…

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Oct. 3, 2022

Session 137: Death Perception

Stand back, the guys are launching boulders from their glass houses. Ryan rails against the racket that is the towing industry and Tiler attacks pretty much everyone and anyone who goes to a gym. Also, are morals canceled? Criminals goin' criminal, a literal numerical breakdown of poop fetish, and posers,…

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Sept. 26, 2022

Session 136: Gouge our Ears Out

The guys discuss the prevalence of porn in our society and the damage it might cause. They get into what's happening in Iran, the murder of Mahsa Amini, and the subsequent protests. Also, the discussion of sports enabling the worst in people. Audiobooks before editing, pronoia, and scatting... no, not…

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Sept. 19, 2022

Session 135: Let's Zhuzh it Up

All men pee their pants and the guys are here to talk about it. Also, the individual books that changed each of our lives. On that note, Ryan has a brand new Weekly BookNook for you, and Tiler brings his segment and "totally original idea", First Podcast on the Right,…

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Sept. 12, 2022

Session 134: Kilts & Guilts

How well do you remember pop culture from your youth? Ryan tests everyone to find out whether or not you're afflicted with the Mandala effect. Tiler continues to make fun of, and belittle Ryan's handicap. The guys discuss the boringness of greatness and you're given your weekly reminder to breathe.…

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Sept. 5, 2022

Session 133: The Leany Weenie

Do you judge the younger generations for their tastes? Because there's a lot of judgment in this episode. The guys go after everyone; Disney people, Switzerland, Lord of the Rings, even jnco jeans. I'm sure there's a lesson about NOT judging others hidden in there somewhere. Anthem from the Death…

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Aug. 29, 2022

Session 132: A text message in a bottle

Remember kids, heroin is no one's friend. Also, cannibalism... again. Tiler's identity is actively stolen during this episode and it's a lot of fun. Ryan wants a eulogy but while he's alive; why waste all those compliments on the dead, right? There's a brand new Good, Bad, and the Interesting,…

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Aug. 25, 2022

MINI-SESH: "That Time Tiler was Roofied"

Ryan leans into a bit of villainy on this one and seems to be one bad day away from admitting to a crime. Tiler breaks down a traumatic experience from his past... and on a totally separate note; what's the most awkward kiss you've ever experienced? There's also a mention…

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