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Today we talk about the litmus test for manual strangulation- the Hyoid Bone. A trustworthy ally or just a big ol' snitch? You decide. Welcome to the first round of Don't Kill but When You Do.
Grandpa's... don't you hate em? It's been scientifically proven that grandma's certainly do. That's where we come in. While you are busy enriching your life getting more face tattoo's, or whatever, we take the ol' gal to cut a rug. You soak in the jacuzzi, while we do the Watusi,…
Are you interested in trying something naughty? Perhaps playing with your... bum. Tune in and be highly disturbed on what passes for entertainment these days. Kids, am I right? This guy gets it. Thanks, once again, to @hernameisrae. (if that is her real name)
Don't get stuck in between a rock and a you're not hard at her place. INSTARECTION. The only prescription E.D. medication that you can discretely pick up at the sprinkler section of your local Home Depot. (Home Depot asked that they not be mentioned by name, so keep that to…
Do you like criminals roaming the streets of your neighborhood? Listen to this or we will. When a chef is found dead in a hipster burger joint, will his family receive justice? Who cares. We dig into this victim's life and ask vaguely insulting questions to his loved ones. You…
As if going outside wasn't terrifying enough already, now we've learned that there are animals out there with superpowers! We need to find these otherworldly beings and eliminate them before it's too late.
You see thousands of logos a day, but do you know what they are actually saying to your skeezy, prehistoric reptile mind? They market to all the things you lack. That's why beer promotes fun, sports cars promote sex, and Sprite keeps making commercials about how my parents getting a…
PAY ATTENTION! The world is in dire circumstances and you're effing about. Do you know what you need? Me neither, but I DO know watching this video will not directly thwart those plans. Picture this: two brother living peaceful lives, but the secret that hides underneath threatens to wreck more…
A thought provoking news item concerning a Vietnamese condom-laundering-ring (you heard me), the guys stumbled upon a question as old as time: Would you rather someone Spill the Beans on you, or Give up the Goods? Tiler, believe it or not, has a solution. Get your ass on in here.…
In the early days of the Menendez Mansion, Ryan was less than kind when given the opportunity to befriend a neighborhood kid. Intent on amending his actions, we were there to capture "The Guys Pay It Forward"
It is said that if one merely glances at this video, their medulla oblongata will liquefy and run down their pant suit. But, look at you... You've never been one to accept good advice. Why start now? If you are ready to unlock your chi, open up your sacral chakra,…
3 stories. One good. One bad. One interesting (hopefully). Now sit down, shut up, and let us fill your mind with useless information.
Ya know what the problem with the youths of today? Too much unity. This guy knows what I'm talking about. It's time that we drop our pitiful, flaccid olive branches and pick up our pitchforks and torches as God intended. I know that you are with me when I say…
you, yelling: "HOW DO WE GET IN CONTACT WITH YOU?" us, triumphantly: "CHECK YOUR MOM'S GRINDER" For everyone else, here's how to reach us.
No one asked for it, and you got it. Shameful Admissions, Vol. 1. Why? Because we're chronic over-sharers that hide our bottled up emotions in plain sight. Join us on this exploration of family, tradition, and acceptance. Totally kidding. We sweep it under the rug and never speak about it…
We take a shallow dive into the life of David Parker Ray aka the Toy Box Killer. Due to his modus operandi, as well as claiming over 40 suspected victims, Toy Box remains one of the cruelest and most sadistic serial killers in the modern era.
The term "Buddhism". Bandied about by many, seemingly understood by none. The guys get down to business as they discuss the fundamental butt-whooping Capitalism has placed on this ancient philosophy. Let's all get together and celebrate this final nail in society's collective coffin... Sorry. It's been a rough week. We…
The term "Buddhism". Bandied about by many, seemingly understood by none. The guys get down to business as they discuss the fundamental butt-whooping Capitalism has placed on this ancient philosophy. Let's all get together and celebrate this final nail in society's collective coffin... Sorry. It's been a rough week. We…
What is it that you're running from? Maybe life begins when it finally catches you. Maybe not. What the heck do I know? I'm an intern for a podcast. Guess you were right all along, huh dad? I really am a loser! Does that make you happy? Ummm... we are…
What would you do if you went to bed as a kid and woke up as a fully grown (only physically) adult? This question and more is explored in this tragically under told trope about Friday's being oh so freaky. We are THOSEGUYSYO... Are we at the point where I…
Videos: Have you seen them before? My guess is yes. BUT, have you seen one this important? My guess there is almost definitely. But don't let that stop you from feasting your eyes and wasting your time on this first in a long series of "Pop Up Videos". With such…
