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This episode is a mishmash of ridiculousness. What are you looking for? Early 2000's movie quotes? We got 'em here. How about an argument that therapy is actually a trap? Oh yea. What about avoiding responsibilities, the pain inherent in growth, or incest in the Bible? I'm not sure why…

Have you ever been in a fight? Do you avoid getting punched in the face at any cost? Does violence solve everything? The guys discuss to find out. Also, summer camp hierarchies, and why does everyone hate tennis camp? Emptying their emotional purses, questioning family ties, and even racists are…

The guys bounce from one interesting topic to the next and there's a little bit of everything in this one; from Alex Jones and the associated schadenfreude, to (arguably) the most famous masturbator in history. Ryan gives some low-budget culinary tips, plus, all the names pop culture has ruined (looking…

Another positive story (let's call it a silver lining); another time when Ryan felt like a normal human while interacting with his own species. Admittedly, there's a mental walk down negative memory lane while, simultaneously, people roll their eyes loudly. Ryan starts off the show by stressing you out while…

Connecting with others can be such a foreign concept to the guys, to the point that one of the few times it happened, they've now made an entire mini-sesh episode out of it. As Tiler continues to question the purpose of this show, Ryan speaks of a time when he…

Is this the age of shamelessness? The guys do some emotional heavy lifting this week and show off their NPC energy. Also, how good are you at inconveniencing others? We have a return of a few different segments this week, including Shameful Admissions, Douche o' the Week, and Who's God's…

People (especially men) do some really dumb things when trying to impress the opposite sex. This week's show is all about how you shouldn't give in to those urges (and why you should never land butt first). The guys discuss bully mentality and their aversion to competition. Ryan's ashamed of…

What is the difference between discipline and addiction? The guys do their best to discern where the line is. Ryan talks about his compulsions and OCD tendencies. Tiler speaks on his trouble with vulnerability. Don't worry, there are plenty of deep conversations but still plenty of opportunities to laugh at…

Tiler tells us all about the bullying he suffered at the hands of the older 2 Menendez brothers when he was young. Ryan lets us into his head, if only slightly, and shares his dreams, his insecurities, and takes time to rail against FaceTime and Publix, like an old man…

The guys accidentally stumble into a comedian gang war. As they actively ripoff Dane Cook, Tiler recounts his stand-up experience and Ryan forgets his lines. For some reason, the guys have no problem betraying confidences and naming names throughout this one. Changing the golden rule, multiple voices in your head,…

Does anyone remember the fever dream that was the food truck era? Whatever happened to them? The guys discuss traits in others that would immediately make you not want to fight them, and are people with neck tattoos living in the moment? Tiler willingly accepts some pretty sketchy life advice…

Another tale from Ryan's cheating past that he offers up for us all to laugh at (and hopefully learn from). What is a 40-year-old product of his environment supposed to do? Gratuitous admissions, that's what. The guys call out other guys who are ruining things for all other guys everywhere…

Projection galore on this one, enough for everyone. Ryan shows off how bad he is at marketing and Tiler doesn't understand foreign relations (at all). The neighborhood show saga continues and more new rules with a brand new Hear ye' Hear ye'. Tiler tears down 2/50th's of America, Ryan tears…

Donald Ducking it and tuxedo thongs. Ryan continues to show his age with the technology he continues to reference. Tiler continues his tradition of laughing and mocking Ryan's misfortune. Permanent injuries, Ryan judges his regulars and Paul Blart... icon?

Is Father's Day the day of gift cards? The guys discuss whether dads everywhere get an unfair deal with their holiday. Ryan continues to derail Tiler at every turn, as Tiler continues to praise his future robot overlords, completely selling out humanity in the process. This week we've got another…

Cocaine and babies... are 2 things that should never be said in the same sentence, and yet, here we are. Everyone can relate to toxic relationships in their own way. Ryan decides to break down a particularly nasty moment from his past, while Tiler gives his own brand of support.…

In the battle between Men vs women, Ryan evens the score. More unhealthy releasing of anger and as a side note, there are weight classes for a reason. Alert: Lion King spoilers ahead. Symbiotic relationships, weaponizing understanding, and Steph Curry; Tickle Monster. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The internet is a mean place as the guys discuss the connection between anonymity and expressing anger/hatred. What exactly is big d!ck energy? It's official, Ryan is the worst kind of person at the gym,11 and Tiler calls out the James Webb telescope for making him look bad. Ryan's obsession…

The guys sink to a new figurative low as they (anecdotally) joke about diabetes. More traumatic stories from their childhood told through the prism of humor (their specialty). Ryan takes the time to apologize to an old friend and Tiler does his best to fill in the blanks. Fighting with…

The guys are back from their court-ordered mental health week, and I don't think it did any good... Ryan can't stop making terrible puns (so nothing has changed there), Tiler brings with him an impromptu shameful admission and he keeps suggesting that everyone "eat the rich". Of course, the guys…

The guys continue to prove that they're man enough to discuss sports (but only when their teams are winning). The guys decide to enlist in the Costa Rican army, as Ryan wages war on the French (for absolutely no reason). This week's story is one that has been repeated in…

Ryan continues the trend of throwing huge societal talking points at Tiler, with zero heads-up. Tiler wants to tell you all about his perfection(ism). They’ve got another International Hello as they welcome Albania into the family. Plus, some more “Good Quotes by Bad People”. Continued growth, weird flexs, and Ryan's…

The guys explore the line between standing up for yourself and being selfish. Also, they try to get to the bottom of whether people can change or not. Ryan goes into depth, again, about his cheating ways in the past, hoping he can dissuade others from following in his footsteps.…

So many different angles to this week's story. Ryan discusses the time he got kidnapped (kinda) and makes a case for hotel sex being the best kind of sex. Are people with birthdays in late December selfish? Dial-up internet, Ryan was in a band (and he's going to tell you…